Heather B

Creative Director/Art Director, Southerner, Honorary Chicagoan

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

@cutesycutee @Instacart Mine showed up after 4 hours. Feel bad for my shopper. Not her fault

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

@Instacart approaching a 4 hour delivery time. Shopper is not responding to messages and I can’t get you all to answer the phone… 10 mins on hold….

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

@iMrcyy @Instacart I tried to cancel it but it didn’t look like it did it. Says shopping complete. Think I should wait?

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

@Zerninadia @Instacart Sorry for that

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

@QueeniesOddity @Instacart Thanks!

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

@DuhThats_HER It woke me up. It’s crazy

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

When the pretty girl realizes the hot guy was lying to her. A tale as old as time #TheTraitors #Rob

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

@BravoTV the new gal on #SummerHouse Bailey reminds me of a blonde Leighton Meester @baileytaylorr_

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

Really enjoying Punt Bowl LX #SuperBowl2026 #GoodWillPunting

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

@elleduncantv doesn’t like silence… please, Christ let us listen to the wind. Shaaaaad up #Skyscraperlive

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

@netflix TAKE HER MICROPHONE #skyscraperlive

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

Omg, announcer lady, how about you don’t yell in his ear??? We’re trying to lock in here #skyscraperlive

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

@ChicagoBears, you gotta be careful on your fans who spend most of the year eating encased meats and drinking Malort, our hearts can’t take the stress! But #GoBears!!!

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

So the House of Dynamite nuked the ending??? #Netflix

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

If I could impart any wisdom on to these young couples on Love is Blind, it would be to stop trying to have real conversations when you’re both trashed on 12.5 margaritas and your eyelashes are falling off #LoveIsBlind

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

@Enterprise I just sent the confirmation in my name

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

@Enterprise my husband went to go pick up a car at the Lincoln Park Sheffield location in Chicago for a CONFIRMED reservation and was told they didn’t have any cars. He lost out on a paying gig because of this. We are irate!!!

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

@Enterprise I just sent you the confirmation. And the employee was NOT helpful

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

@Enterprise It was me!!

[Heather B @Hbomb88]

I feel like these women on Momtok just learned the word “clout” this season 🤣 #RealLivesMormonHousewives