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@1DavidClarke Sounds at least partially self-reinforcing. "My smartwatch just told me I'm sad, so I guess it must be right?" And weather and location are hardly objective scientific factors to base "happiness" on (what is "happiness" exactly anyway?) More snake oil.

[Leslieoo7 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 @Leslieoo7]

Gay people aren't shooting up straight night clubs.

Black people aren't shooting up white grocery stores.

Latinos are not shooting up Walmarts.

Jewish people are not shooting up Christian churches.

The violence is coming from one demographic: Alt-right radicalized men.

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@Reuters Made of 100% recyclable migrant workers.

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@nkulw Cabbages.

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@Ciarabelles But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is Juliet, which is handy because I'm bursting for the jacks.

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@TansuYegen The Stag wandering drunkenly off before retrieval. Standard.

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@TomClonan Historically men in uniform haven't always been a very female friendly demographic. Not sure clothing is very relevant to character one way or the other.

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@MaryLouMcDonald @AerLingus It is time to let go of the baggage of the past, and to forget the politics of condemnation.

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@SarahDuggers Say you left Siri on and it picked up his voice somehow.

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@landsboom Being a lawyer is ok but it isn't all that amazing. Could be the best thing that ever happened you.

[Dr. Kaleb Michaud @Dr_K]

I laughed harder than I expected - apparently hits home

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@matthewpmckew Next up the Sting classic, " Fields of Concrete".

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@SeanBurkeShow Brilliant

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@DrAndrewV2 @MissIG_Geek The impact of the processing of the personal data on the footballers concerned is different. Footballers are contractors who make millions or nothing depending on how their athletic performance is perceived. Their data is crucial to their oportunities. Not like regular employees.

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@ladbible This is an overly positive take on humanity.

[DESIGN THINKING! Comic @DT_comic]

Morning!

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@brechtcastel @snopes @Knack @ConMonitorNews @danmacg @TjekDet @abedrengen1791 This reads like a guide to cyber-stalking protesters. The fact that the subject is (probably) a covidiot is irrelevant. The principles could be applied just as readily to a Pride parade attendee. Shouldn't this have stayed within the journalistic community? Why publish here?

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@natehowe Great conclusions and a really useful lesson to share.