coffee shop boy ☕️

Being cool is foreign to me.

[coffee shop boy ☕️ @HcppyCo]

@catsoferdrew Well yeah, logically I know that. But you know, in the moment it doesn’t work like that

[coffee shop boy ☕️ @HcppyCo]

Literally only came online to message Chris. I know I have his number, but DMing just hits different.

[coffee shop boy ☕️ @HcppyCo]

I kind of have to pee, but the bathroom is so far away and I’m comfy.

[coffee shop boy ☕️ @HcppyCo]

I know it’s been months since I’ve last tweeted, but like I swear I’m not dead. I still check in on people, just don’t tweet. Because I kind of just forget to.

[coffee shop boy ☕️ @HcppyCo]

@daiIybuglc I just checked my trending tab and saw something about Dark Horse, it’s about Katy Perry and not the comic book publisher.

[coffee shop boy ☕️ @HcppyCo]

@daiIybuglc Is it not for Cedric Diggory?

[coffee shop boy ☕️ @HcppyCo]

It’s that or I’m just tired. I need a nap.

[coffee shop boy ☕️ @HcppyCo]

I follow like 3 too many Awsten fakes. My brain is starting to merge y’all.

[coffee shop boy ☕️ @HcppyCo]

It’s almost 2 AM and my dog has me taking her out to potty.

[coffee shop boy ☕️ @HcppyCo]

I’m really out here spamming my girlfriend’s DMs by just talking to myself about how cute we are.

[coffee shop boy ☕️ @HcppyCo]

How’d I ever breathe without a goodnight kiss? From goodnight you.

[coffee shop boy ☕️ @HcppyCo]

@mccnlcghtt It’s no problem

[coffee shop boy ☕️ @HcppyCo]

@mccnlcghtt If you need someone to talk to about whatever you’re going through, I’ll listen. Or if you just want to talk about random shit, then that’s fine too.

[coffee shop boy ☕️ @HcppyCo]

@mccnlcghtt Hey, are you okay?

[coffee shop boy ☕️ @HcppyCo]

I wasn’t sure if an earthquake was starting for a quick second, but then I realized it was just my cat moving my bed.

[coffee shop boy ☕️ @HcppyCo]

So today I found out that the Disney store actually sells the Mr. Carrot chew toy from Bolt. I’m gonna buy it for my dog.

[coffee shop boy ☕️ @HcppyCo]

I’m at that time of night when I can’t tell if I heard someone talking or not. Like did I hear something or am I just paranoid?

[coffee shop boy ☕️ @HcppyCo]

It’s lonely bitch hours when I actually start tweeting.