Howard Brilliant

Words that describe me: attorney, world traveler, foodie, aspiring golfer, #AvGeek, captious, liberal, alumnus of SDSU & Miami Law.

[Howard Brilliant @HDBtweets]

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[Howard Brilliant @HDBtweets]

@PeteBellz @Airaxora Went to his show the other night. He ended with "one more thing. If I bring Chapelle Show back, would y'all fuck with that?" That's as close to official as it gets. Good enough for me.

[Howard Brilliant @HDBtweets]

@PeteBellz @Airaxora He just said it's coming back!!!

[Howard Brilliant @HDBtweets]

Came back here just to tell you

CHAPPELLE SHOW IS COMING BACK

[Howard Brilliant @HDBtweets]

After a 20 minute taxi at DFW, our gate is unavailable. Reminded once again why @americanair sucks.

[Howard Brilliant @HDBtweets]

6:57 AM departure, but no coffee (or any hot beverages) onboard. @AmericanAir really Going For Great today.

[Howard Brilliant @HDBtweets]

Also my seat is broken, won't recline. The only thing that makes this better than Southwest is that the flight attendants aren't singing or doing a standup routine.

[Howard Brilliant @HDBtweets]

@AmericanAir If it's not the experience you want to deliver, why did you deliver it? Nobody told you not to serve coffee on a 7am flight. That was your decision.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

We’re governed by fucking morons

[Howard Brilliant @HDBtweets]

Imagine telling the world you believe all this dumb shit.

[Jane Coaston 🏔️ @janecoaston]

I believe that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, was born of the Virgin Mary, was crucified, died, buried and rose again on the third day in fulfillment of the Scriptures. I do not believe Franklin Graham thinks any of this.

[Howard Brilliant @HDBtweets]

TSA doesn't keep anyone safe. They're a bunch of incompetent assholes and they've never thwarted an attack in the entirety of their existence. Security Theater.

[P. Terry's @pterrys]

TSA officers have been working without pay during the partial government shutdown.

As a small way to show our appreciation for all they do to keep us safe, we donated more than 250 meals for those who worked yesterday at ABIA.

[Howard Brilliant @HDBtweets]

@icethetics You're alive???

[Howard Brilliant @HDBtweets]

@beardmeatsfood I found your next challenge. Ruathong Noodle, Bangkok.

[Rotimi Adeoye @_rotimia]

Argentina got $20 billion this week btw

[Howard Brilliant @HDBtweets]

This guy is such a fucking moron

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

New — John Fetterman unplugged in wide-ranging interview on @InsidePolitics Sunday 8aET/11aET:

Pushes back on Ds on Trump: “If you actually compare him to an actual autocrat, it is not just that… This is not an autocrat. This is a product of a democratic election.”
More Sunday

[Buzz Lightyear 🇮🇱 @MatanAlcalay]

כשלפיד בתור רה״מ עשה הסכם עם לבנון, נתניהו קרא לזה "הסכם עם חיזבאללה". עכשיו, כשנתניהו עושה הסכם עם חיזבאלל��, הוא משווק את זה כ"הסכם עם לבנון"

[Zachary Foster @_ZachFoster]

You can build "Jewish only" buildings in Jaffa. Welcome to Israel!! https://t.co/xWABkihBNc

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

Democrats will always prefer to talk about the 5 people who went from democrat to republican than the 50 people who went from democrat to not voting.

[David Folkenflik @davidfolkenflik]

Taylor Lorenz in August, saying that she hadn’t called President Biden a war criminal in a private IG post:

“You people will fall for any dumbass edit someone makes.”

Taylor Lorenz today

[Howard Brilliant @HDBtweets]

Put your passport in the storage compartment, obviously.