yungdipshit

I mean, yeah. wait... what was I gonna say? (he/him)

[yungdipshit @headassSeth]

*sits down on neurologist’s exam table* Yeah lemme get a couple inches off the top

[yungdipshit @headassSeth]

Been having random moments of reaffirming my class consciousness recently. Like what the fuck do you mean one 30 day prescription of anxiety meds is $383?? WHY

[yungdipshit @headassSeth]

*standing up and saluting the girl who pity fucks me * thank you for your cervix ma’am 🫡

[yungdipshit @headassSeth]

My favorite Christmas tradition is when I’m with all the family then excuse myself to the bathroom and rip the pen till I’m clinically lobotomized

[yungdipshit @headassSeth]

Honestly debating torpedoing Christmas dinner by asking dad why he didn’t sign my birth certificate in front of the family

[yungdipshit @headassSeth]

How are you gonna go to buy toothpaste and comeback with a 3.5, a six pack, AND NO FUCKIN TOOTHPASTE!!

[yungdipshit @headassSeth]

A partridge? In MY pear tree? It’s more likely than you think!

[yungdipshit @headassSeth]

If I ever get to retire I’m totally gonna become a bar fly. Just waking up at 11 and immediately rolling up to drink screwdrivers on a Tuesday until they have to wheel me out again for playing too much mcr.

[Santa Decides (correct version)🇵🇸 @santabutcool11]

Punching Nazis is on the nice list!

[yungdipshit @headassSeth]

It’s so wild that YouTubers need to censor themselves to be ad friendly and then the YouTube ads are all “HEY you stupid fuck. If you aren’t claiming this free government benefit for 5 gazillion dollars right now YOURE ACTUALLY BRAIN DEAD. Go to my site @ “thisisascam. com” now!”

[yungdipshit @headassSeth]

Asked the plug if a qp was still 500 smackaroos and he blocked me

[yungdipshit @headassSeth]

Treating my body like a 1950s home chemistry kit that had actual uranium in it

[yungdipshit @headassSeth]

Fun fact! The first 4 beers don’t count

[yungdipshit @headassSeth]

Cancelling lunch with my dad bc I already had prior plans to smoke too much weed and get scared

[yungdipshit @headassSeth]

Happy birthday to weed! :)

[yungdipshit @headassSeth]

It’s honestly not fucking fair that bears can eat a shit ton and gain an absurd amount of weight, sleep for months on end, then come out at a normal size a few months later.