Headmaster

[Headmaster @Headmaster_420]

Durex's "Eggplant Flavoured" condom won't be the first time a woman's being pleasured by a vegetable.
Just ask Mrs. Stephen Hawking.

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Animal the movie was so beautifully casted, Ranbir Kapoor barely had to act. Such a natural.

[Headmaster @Headmaster_420]

Remember boys, Flies spread disease. Keep yours closed.

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Don't take your meds, listen to the voices

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Say it with me kids, liking the office is not a personality trait!

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Teacher: can I see you after class?
Me AF: I don't know, can you?

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Hey girl, now that Dumbledore is dead, are you the new headmaster? :')