Alfie (artist)

Alf, Married, comms 4 patreon🦴💕 girl♡ I draw, I write, I am not being serious 9 times out of 10

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@HigherMammal And get more money while curbing. The ones I hung out with as a teen loved their dogs but they would mention the profit margin is significantly more

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@faith_aad_ I think in alot of cases you look how you feel, so women getting ugly during marriage and then Getting outta that marriage and glowing up can be because they are no longer stressed

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@Anie_Udoh Damn where my penust at

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it’s been awhile but i can still remember just the way you taste

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@HigherMammal Last time I went to the mall it smelled like weed and that gag gift fart spary. I really hope it was fart spray...

And I had to be "let in" to each store and then "let out"

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@thenayvuiiiton They want me to watch shorts so they fucked my feed!!

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@JustinTarnation You want your pants to fit your waist, you want them to fit your thighs, if they are different sizes the fit will be harder to put on but stay were it needs to

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For @Scratch04469418

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Bleehhh

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In poverty lmao (it was awesome)

[🍖 barbeque 🦨 ➡️ StratosFur @HigherMammal]

Using only food where did you grow up?

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Costco has 4 pack of bacon for 20 bucks so I’ve been feeding my husband my thick cut pork the last week

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https://t.co/mgCb4I8owC

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@EjBeta My steak too juicy my lobster too buttery

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@MOONTWlSTLE Very true but also cause this stuff is extremely heavy and difficult to move

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@CheruleanArt Just looked at both of my hands, my drawing hand pointer isnt just dented it is tilted entirely wtf

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@toritito Make them up

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This is me if you even care

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@ToastD0ggo You should ai something crazy into your family's Christmas photos to make them say "this is enough "

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@cyviarvuk Cow ant

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@Marenlicious Idk the ship name but I hope its apple tea