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@asiddiqui15 @wydsilent A kid in my middle school won a “Take a player to School” sweepstakes out of a pack of Topps. We are from the Chicago suburbs, during the 90s, we were all saying “it’s going to be Pippen/Jordan/Rodman”. They sent Dickey Simpkins. And the kid read his name “Dickey Simpson”

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@OLDMTG130288 👴🏻

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@GrizzlyGamingd6 @spesnor 100%. Lord of the Rings works. Avatar works. Pizza and Taxi Drivers do not.

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@SaffronOlive A lot of you have real trouble catching sarcasm

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@Hybridathlete If you are smashing food the whole time, it’s very doable

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@Vero_TCG Drug test the top 8 players of a magic tournament?!? If you hang out and have fun you should be investigated?!? Jesus Christ, RELAX you fucking dork 🤓

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@MartinJuza @caro_irl Totally agree that cheaters are garbage people, but just CUT THE FUCKING DECK! I watched the video in question, he just let that man set his deck back down and draw a card no problem-o. Fuck all that. I’m cutting little Timmys deck at a prerelease. You gotta shuffle? I gotta cut

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@NBADracos SGA for OKC, Shaq for Orlando, and I just don’t like seeing Kemba Walkers name on this list. Other than that, solid.

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@SaffronOlive Delver has absolutely no chance whatsoever. I’m 41, been playing since ‘96, I’ve seen it all. Whichever one of you plays Academy would have to have a mid game brain aneurism to lose.

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@PlayMTG “Waaaaaaaaa 😭 They need to ban (put card name here) Waaaaaaa 😭 This meta isn’t good waaaaaaaa 😭” Jesus Christ do you people EVER shut the fuck up?

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@anon22594 @StingrGolf What an absolute pussy

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@cooltechtipz Kendrick Lamar is absolute dog shit 💩

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@ChironTheMage OR it could be that they realized they were wrong to ban a guy for a wearing a hat?
People like me? You don’t know me at all, or the guy you’ve never met that you are blindly calling to ban for life. You are a moron Drew. Take your mask off man. Quit crying. Stop being a pussy ✌🏼

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@ChironTheMage They took action, then swiftly released a statement and scaled said action way back. Because they knew they fucked up, by banning a guy for a hat.

Ok Drew, that stranger to you is a misogynist, and this one is unsafe and can’t be trusted🙄

How do you respect yourself honestly?

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@ChironTheMage Card Titan isn’t releasing any complaints they received to the public, and I haven’t seen anybody come forward with a first had account of anything. You just don’t like his hat because of what it represents to you as a mask wearing they/them. Not everybody agrees. Grow up.

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@DudespostingWs His grass looks like shit

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@fasc1nate Who the fuck is Don Bradman? He’s a better athlete than Tiger Fucking Woods? These lists are usually dumb, but this might be the worst one I’ve ever seen.

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@ESPNNFL He couldn’t be more wrong. This doesn’t feel different whatsoever. This feels the same as every other fucking season.

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@NUCLRGOLF Bryson should be higher and Tyrell Hatton should be somewhere 10-20, but other than that it looks fine