sazzy head x

xoxo

[sazzy head x @HeadSarah22]

@twatstiel I’ll convince the DJ to do it xxx

[🍇Xavierillustrates🍇 @XavierILL]

This text from my uncle is the allyship we need rn

[sazzy head x @HeadSarah22]

@CaraLisette Steve, the blind old dog x

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

do you know how embarrassing life is when you are not a Beer Girl? the utterly humiliating experience of sitting in the pub with a large group of people all drinking some variation of bitter piss and ur stuck up ass is sat there sipping away on a drink with a lime wedge in it?

[harry @_harrymcbeth]

I’m sorry seen enough discourse on this now and no one’s acknowledging the fact it’s just a flawlessly executed pun. Yer da is fuming but he’d be patting himself on the back if he’d come up with it in the pub.

[sazzy head x @HeadSarah22]

@KindaHagi I started crying in an Uber bc I’d just found out I’d been cheated on, the driver asks why/I explain the cheating and he told me to be a good girlfriend I have to forgive him bc he doesn’t know any better. I still didn’t outright argue just in case lmao

[sazzy head x @HeadSarah22]

First day back at uni and already I’ve had to deal with someone questioning whether beheading gay people should be allowed in the UK because it’s allowed in other countries 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

there are wine girls and there are weed girls. wine girls are good at cleaning and have matching throw pillows. weed girls have no short term memory and lots of random piles.

[sazzy head x @HeadSarah22]

💖 i refuse to grow out of my pink hair phase 💖 https://t.co/IHA2CPNeF9

[sazzy head x @HeadSarah22]

@ big pharma pls can you make antidepressants that don’t give you withdrawals shakes after 2 and a bit days, would really appreciate it xo

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

To recap: Police claim they shoot unarmed black children because they "fear for their lives" but police also claim they do not shoot armed gunmen killing children because they "fear for their lives."

[sazzy head x @HeadSarah22]

Broke, hungry and too anxious to go shop: a story by me x

[sazzy head x @HeadSarah22]

Nothing makes me realise how anxious me and my house mates are than ordering food in a restaurant, absolute shambles across the board 😂

[sazzy head x @HeadSarah22]

I was just having a mild moment (screaming panic attack) and one of my housemates thought me hyperventilating was me shagging. Just an update on my day x

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

i told my dad he should go to therapy and he mockingly said “oh, what for, so i can talk about how my mommy and daddy didn’t hug me enough?” and it’s like, damn, did you just deny that you need therapy by sarcastically stating exactly why you need therapy?