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Sassy, opinionated, with a golden heart 😇

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@theliverdoc Did I see a fly at -0.17 secs near the patient??😱

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@Wangchuk66 Please give up your fast !
Please eat and stay healthy for us. Those days are gone when authorities felt morally shaken by peaceful, fasting for righteousness protests.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Sir. I think maybe I speak for a small but valid percentage of India when I say couldn’t care less what the congress did anymore. Let it go. India moved on. They are not in power for their deeds. We did jokes about them for years, we booed them at the commonwealth games, they were a punch line on this platform for years, they got voted out. That’s life. These kids giving exams don’t even remember a congress govt. Questions can only be asked of those in power. That’s not being selective, it’s just called living in the present. No one dealing with a paper leak cares about BJP/Congress or Hindu/Muslim or any partisan bullshit. They’re worried about the future.

[TheLiverDoc™ @theliverdoc]

Doctors are not asking for integration of alternative medicine into the standard of care. Patients are not asking for integration of alternative medicine into the standard of care. The public is not asking for integration of alternative medicine into the standard of care. The only people asking for integrative medicine are alternative medicine practitioners, their promoters and sympathizers for survival and business opportunities. The only way alternative medicine can survive into the distant future is by integration into standard medical care and these quacks know it. Don't fall for this nonsense.

[Prashant Kanojia @KanojiaPJ]

He can fly Aircraft
He can dive deep into the ocean
He can defeat any of his counterparts in the Parliament in Knockout fight
He can climb Mountains
He can skydive from the plane
He is a trained martial art black belt
He can cook food
He can speak for hours without Teleprompter

Last He could speak to Meloni without translater 🤣

Don't we have the coolest Leader of opposition in India!

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@SqSehrish Tweak, twiddle, twenty..

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@theliverdoc Congratulations 👏

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@its_mizuko_ 21

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

Celebrating a politician for building a bridge, sewage network or metro line is like applauding a courier for delivering what you have ordered.

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@Mishi_2210 2

[Maira @maira4yo]

I know this is gonna piss so many people off but there is a popular saying on the Chinese internet says "Even a top tier man is just an average woman". Someone wrote "A man who doesn't smoke, doesn't cheat, doesn't drink, doesn't gamble, no criminal records, stable job, cooks, cleans, emotionally stable, kind to his family is a kind of man that's so rare, but honestly every one of my female friends meets that standards and even more, so yeah even the best man is just an average woman" omg Shakespeare could never!!!😭😭

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@Mishi_2210 9

[Raghav Chadha @raghav_chadha]

₹19,000 crore.

That is what Banks collected in last 3 years just for not maintaining ‘Minimum Account Balance.’

Not from the rich. Not from big borrowers.
From the poorest accounts in the system.
Their crime? They didn’t have enough money.

A farmer misses the minimum balance - Penalty.
A pensioner withdraws money for medicine - Penalty.
A daily wage worker falls short by a few hundred rupees - Penalty.

The poor keep money in banks for safety. Not to be quietly fined for being poor.

Financial inclusion should protect small savings, not punish small balances.

In Parliament today I proposed ending minimum balance penalties so the banking system stops charging people for their poverty.

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@maham_2210 40

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@Gosleepriya The skirt has one less pleat

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@Mishi_2210 062

[. @siaaway]

Basically, they admit they’re the problem and don’t trust themselves to behave appropriately. Valid.

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@Mishi_2210 Answer 1.66666

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@AnilAgarwal_Ved My deepest condolences 🙏

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

This man said “you’re too sensitive.”
I told him “No,you’re too comfortable.”
He said “comfortable with what?”
I said “disrespecting me and expecting me to smile.”