Steven Mayonnaise

“You'll never catch me you turkeys!” I'm a Crystal Gem too! [Crack mostly/Can be serious] #SURP (descriptive) #OpenDM Denied to join the Amethyst Family. #cri

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

I am @SmolRuby and @SmolRuby is @Cuddly_Lion. We have been living a lie

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink +must leave because my parents might be looking for me and I don't wanna be in trouble. Is that ok with you?"

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink "I-I haven't heard of them at all, but if I see them, I'll let you know" said Steven nervously. "Now, if you'd excuse me, I+

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink "H-heh... Yeah, you could. T-that way I can let you know if I spot them"

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink +talking about," denied Steven, "What are these 'Crystal Gems' you speak of?"

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink +Diamond mentioned the Crystal Gems, Steven's heart sank in fear. He did not what to respond. "I-I don't know what you are+

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink Steven backed off a bit in fear, anxiously sweating, while saying, "R-Ronaldo is just another human, like me." When Pink+

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink +stuff Rondaldo posts. I'm not sure if it is accurate, though!"

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink Steven didn't noticed his grave mistake until now. "I-I... I read a blog called Keep Beach City Weird, and that's the kind of+

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink +Between the two species, there are more similarities than there are differences."

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink He had begun to compare the two. "Humans, like gems, each have their roles, but, unlike gems, humans get to choose theirs.+

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink "I mean..." begin Steven, "gems are more advanced with technology. However, humans and gems are very similar society-wise."+

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink +like doughnuts from The Big Donut and pizza, but someone else might like something different!"

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink "That actually depends on the human you are asking" explained Steven, knowing everyone had their own tastes. "For example, I+

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink "Ah... Well... That is technically correct, but that's just how we humans live. We all have separate names!" exclaimed Steven.

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink +she was still a diamond, and the gems had warned him about them. "I-I'm just a human! A human named Steven..."

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink +the diamond had such a welcoming look, Steven didn't felt as threatened as he would feel with any other gem. Nevertheless,+

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink Steven flinched when seeing such a massive gem. He HAS seen diamonds before, but even now they surprised him. However, since+

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink +Steven decided to investigate on his own. He quickly rushed to the warp pad and warped after the Pearl.

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink +Steven grew curious, and by the time the gems arrive, the homeworld gems might be long gone. Because of that probability,+

[Steven Mayonnaise @Healing_Gem]

@PeculiarPink Steven waved at the Pearl. Once she left, he sighed in relief. "What should I tell the gems!?" he said to himself. However,+