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[eAZy Health @HealthEazy]

@Glory9Glory @Honyfactory The exact response of a sensible person

Lovely.

We go do our Best.
God bless you.

[eAZy Health @HealthEazy]

@ChuksEricE The lady is disgusting.

[eAZy Health @HealthEazy]

@buildWithDeclan @winexviv He's comparing this to the treatment of MNK, who did nothing remotely close to that.

[eAZy Health @HealthEazy]

@TheOdin_II True.
But Chief, the numbers don't lie.

Especially abroad.

"All lizards lie on their stomachs, and we don't know which one has a stomach ache".

Cheers

[eAZy Health @HealthEazy]

@bond_00Seven @TheOdin_II But his assets are still his.

That's what she's crying about

[eAZy Health @HealthEazy]

@Ebonylove294705 @TheOdin_II Which Igbos?

Please speak for your people

[eAZy Health @HealthEazy]

@TheOdin_II I understand, but you're not living their reality.

The mum isn't even speaking harshly.

At some point, people snap.

[Real Madrid @PepeRMCF]

Pero Messi no fue favorecido en Qatar que hasta le daba instrucciones al árbitro.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

3 Nigerian students also earned medals at the 2026 TeenEagle Global Finals held in the UK 🇬🇧.

Chioma Ezedimbu: 🥈 in Productive Skills.

Amarachi Mitchell Orji: 🏆 in Productive Skills.

Ugwu Kassandra Chimziterem: 🏆 in both Receptive & Productive Skills.

Academic excellence.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Don-Anele Munachimso and Egejurum Onyedikachi were received like kings yesterday in Owerri.

They returned home with two gold medals from the International STEM Olympiad Grand Finale in Rome.

Together, they are the world's best in Mathematics in the Primary and Senior categories. Don-Anele Munachimso is also the world's best in Science (Senior Category).

This is what excellence looks like.

These children are not just champions; they are proof that Nigerian children can stand shoulder to shoulder with the very best in the world when given the opportunity.

They are stars today.

The world will celebrate them even more tomorrow.

This is not the peak.

This is just the beginning of greatness.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

I’m really worried that Nigeria is behind in science.

It became obvious at the International STEM Olympiad Grand Finale where I saw children from other countries doing great things in science.

How do you think we can solve this?

[eAZy Health @HealthEazy]

Yorugba.

🫣 🤮

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Unfortunate greetings to you @OgbeniDipo

This message is not in anyway intent to educate you, you've descended below the capacity to retain any form of intelligence - it is intended to ridicule you.

Absolute wonderkids went to represent the country you claim to love more than us, they excelled wonderfully only for you to dogwhistle your fellow ewedu crooners to a space in order to ridicule them on the grounds of their ethnicity.

You and your fellow guttersnipes love to exist in the delusion that you're the most educated tribe - as someone who has twice whatever the height of your academic peak is, no modicum of education shines through you - just bubbles of intellectual fraud & disgusting bìgötry (I added the ami ohun to satisfy your insatiable need for cultural preservation.

For years, you hawked CV reviews like your life depended on it - when it stopped putting food on your table, you began to ridicule education to promote the akaranification & kukulization of the economy just because of your new job designation as Dean of Studies, Apoda Twitter.

It hurts me personally you know, that a good number of trees have to stay alive just to satisfy the oxygen need for people like you. People like you who play destructive roles in the society, who deserve to be melted into asphalt to fill potholes.

People like you are cancerous because your presumed academic journey & perceived exposure allows your to command a certain level audience when the strength of your intelligence can be measured in kilobytes.

Whatever Alex has done that you and your insiduous ilk suppose to imitate, celebrate, collaborate or encourage - you're tearing down at the expense of children who have done nothing to you.

Just because the covering duvet doesn't have pockets, motorcycles don't have conductors & we cannot put airconditioning units in tricycles - every single effort you commit to will convert to vain.

If the owners of the morning agree to initiate your progress, the custodians of the night will stage a protest.

We cannot be championing a campaign against olodo uprising only for our first major academic win as a country to surface weeks after - only for proglottides like yourselves to shit on it, just because it satisfies your bìgötry KPIs.

It will not be well with you.

[eAZy Health @HealthEazy]

@TheNationNews "Swift"?

[Chi Di🍀 @Paulechidi]

Haaland own was painful but just watch Wesley Sneijder own in 2010.

[Val @Urfavhome_boy]

The agenda against Africans needs to be studied.

But how did Ighalo miss from there? 😭😭

[👍🏼 @mbrma7ii]

Football legends like Ronaldo and Maradona warned us about FIFA’s corruption for decades.

Today we are seeing it with our own eyes, we owe them an apology.

[Arturo Villegas @ArturoVill7]

Durante años nos vendieron un relato: que Messi era un Dios del futbol. Que todo lo que ganó con el Barça, sus Balones de Oro y sus títulos con Argentina eran consecuencia exclusiva de su supuesto talento divino. Construyeron la imagen del futbolista perfecto: noble, humilde, intocable y merecedor de absolutamente todo.

Pero ese relato empezó a desmoronarse con el caso Negreira. Durante más de una década, el Barcelona realizó pagos por supuestas asesorías arbitrales a quien era vicepresidente del Comité Técnico de Árbitros. Esa sombra inevitablemente alcanza los títulos de aquella etapa y también una parte de los números que inflaron el mito de Messi.

Después llegaron los Balones de Oro, donde los criterios cambiaban según conviniera para premiarlo.

En 2010 se impusieron las estadísticas individuales por encima de los títulos y de las extraordinarias temporadas de Xavi, Iniesta y Sneijder.

Y ni siquiera puede ignorarse que su primer Balón de Oro, en 2009, llega después del escandaloso arbitraje de Stamford Bridge, una de las mayores polémicas de la historia reciente del futbol.

Los Balones de Oro de 2011, 2012 y 2015, para mí, fueron merecidos.

Pero en 2019 volvió la polémica. Messi terminó llevándose el premio prácticamente por ser el máximo goleador de LaLiga, mientras Virgil van Dijk completó una temporada extraordinaria con el Liverpool, conquistando Europa y siendo el mejor defensor del mundo.

En 2021, el Balón de Oro debió ser para Robert Lewandowski, que venía de romper todos los registros con el Bayern. El gran argumento para premiar a Messi fue la Copa América.

Y en 2023 la contradicción fue todavía mayor. El Mundial pasó a ser el criterio absoluto para entregarle otro Balón de Oro, mientras Erling Haaland firmó una temporada histórica ganándolo prácticamente todo con el Manchester City y Kylian Mbappé también tuvo números extraordinarios. Curiosamente, lo que en 2010 no importó —los títulos colectivos— ahora sí era determinante. Los criterios cambiaban según el ganador.

Con Argentina también hubo un antes y un después.

Antes de 2021, una enorme parte de la propia afición argentina señalaba a Messi como un “pecho frío”, incapaz de aparecer en los momentos decisivos. Luego vinieron su renuncia a la selección, sus acusaciones contra la CONMEBOL por supuestos favoritismos hacia Brasil y, llamativamente, comenzaron a aparecer decisiones arbitrales que constantemente terminaban beneficiándolo.

También resulta difícil ignorar que la Copa América pasó de disputarse cada cuatro años a celebrarse cinco veces en apenas una década, hasta que finalmente Messi pudo levantar el trofeo.

En 2022, Louis van Gaal dejó una frase que dio la vuelta al mundo: que querían hacer campeón a Messi y que algún día la verdad saldría a la luz.

Y, guste o no, ese proceso ya comenzó.

Cada vez son más las personas, incluso fuera del futbol, que dejan de ver a Messi como un héroe intocable y empiezan a verlo como un futbolista al que el sistema protegió y benefició hasta niveles difíciles de justificar. Como un producto construido alrededor de intereses deportivos, políticos y comerciales. Como la gran figura que la FIFA decidió convertir en leyenda.

Y eso, inevitablemente, termina manchando su legado.

Por eso yo nunca compraré el relato del “GOAT”.

Durante toda mi vida voy a combatir esa narrativa. Para mí, Messi fue un genio con el balón, nadie puede negar su talento. Pero también fue un futbolista cuyo legado quedó marcado por Negreira, por decisiones arbitrales polémicas, por criterios cambiantes en los premios individuales y por un sistema que, demasiadas veces, jugó a su favor.

En mi historia no será el mejor futbolista de todos los tiempos.

Será recordado como el Falso Mesías: un genio, sí, pero también una figura cuyo mito, en opinión de millones, fue construido, beneficiado y protegido por el sistema.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If you have been sexually active in your relationship, and your girlfriend tells you that she wants you guys to stop the sex until marriage.

Please do not accept it.

Tell her that it's either the sex continues or the relationship is over.

Women love sex.

If she's no longer giving it to you, she's most likely giving it to someone else.

That's asides cheating as well.

Because single women cheat far more than single men.

End.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Mark their faces and remember their names: Chimdiebube Onwubiko, Egejurum Onyedikachi Ethan, and Don Anele Munachimso. They will all be global superstars.

You wonder what’s next after the Olympiad? The show is about to begin.

You will follow their live journey to greatness.

We will be introducing an Education Hall of Fame, and they will be inducted. This team will travel to several countries for competitions, and we will all enjoy the journey.

New outstanding students will join them, while those who are going to university will become exco members.

Each and every one of them will get into an Ivy League university in the US or top universities in the UK or Europe.

This is the time for education to take its place in our society.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I didn't know Nigeria had whiz kids who killed it, in Rome, yesterday.

I would have gone to cheer them.

Just one hour flight.

From one scholar to another, handing in my respect to those kids. Would have been nice.

[Rania @umyaznemo]

Exposing Argentina!

#Messi #fifa