Healycat

50smth
PI
this profile wasn’t my choice she made me do it.

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

// Easy stuff really\\
-Open to dms and roleplay I’m not shy
-NSFW/18+
-ooc characterizations at times for the sake of enjoyment
//#theniceguys//#healymarch\\

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

@HMarchDrinks You don’t get it do you? You can’t take the hint of why I’d try to be better for you??

Fuck your self pity is so- frustrating sometimes.. just- just know I care, okay? Me and Holly both.

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

I wish he’d show up battered up and tired more often to be honest.

[pib • phm ⭐️🪨 @gracerockyy]

march, march, he’s our man! #theniceguys

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

@HMarchDrinks You use lying to get what you want, I use my fists, We’re different only in how we do things not what we do.
I’m not as chivalrous as you think either. I’m only trying because you and Holly are in my life now. If that didn’t happen I’d be worse. Much worse, But you’re here.

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

@HMarch_PI Excuse me.

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

@HMarchDrinks I’ll repeat myself then. you’re worth far more than you’re willing to consider. If you’re so incredibly fucked over, whats that makes me? you know I’m no angel. But I try and that’s the kicker.

If you can’t get out of this funk alone I’m driving over there. End of discussion.

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

@_driver16 Hey! She’s allll yours. Don’t worry about that. You’re car-monogamous though right? I won’t have to worry if I bring mine in?….

/IT IS FUNNYTJE JOKE PAID OFF!!!!

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

@_driver16 oh okay… and- hey to each their own right?…

//FUCKING CRYINGBDBSB

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

@MarchOurMan …fine. I can’t say no forever, apology accepted. Just share some of them when you’re done?

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

@_driver16 I guess I’ll say it then. I’ve met some real curious people on here and some of their…. “Enjoyments” have been quite eccentric shall we say. And-

I’m sorry I didn’t mean to think you were like them. I know you’re better than that.

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

@MARCHANDSTUFF Yeah. The grapevine doesn’t lie.

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

@MarchOurMan Oh my god. Your baking was ALRIGHT, and I’m so sure 90% of the reason for that was Holly.

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

@_driver16 …I think I should go. woah wow my phone- is blowing up, so many people want PI assistance. Suddenly. I gotta go to work now I think.

[Imagine this being said in the most deadpan unenthusiastic tone ever]

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

@MarchOurMan Yeah and I had to ask the kid in order to get any from you. Holland “Greedy bastard can hardly cook and when he does he doesn’t share” March.

// this is so ooc but it’s too funny not too. have you tried making yourself go to a RA meeting is what I also wanted to say…

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

@MarchOurMan Well first I want you to not crisp every meal to a ruin… we can start there and address the rest as we go.

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

@_driver16 He only looks chill because he’s plotting. Do not trust it.

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

@_driver16 OH okay. Okay yeah… I understand now. I was concerned for a moment, thought I was discovering a new side of you today is all.

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

@MarchOurMan Is that supposed to be you??? March You’re a grown ass man with hair on his ass, not a sorrowful “sorry :(“ cat…

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

@FATHERvinkford Well frowning makes me look like the bad guy.

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

I could raise my voice and you’d shrivel on the spot. Most of you anyways. Little freak.

[Leonard Vinkford✝️ @FATHERvinkford]

….he’s definitely scared of my tits but shhhh🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

[Healycat @HealyCATJackson]

@HMarchDrinks No you’re not you’re being truthful, you’re being dumb. I don’t know how many times I have to tell you, you’re worth so much more than you think.