Heard At Hillcrest

Quoting the wonderful chronicles of Hillcrest!
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[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

"I will choke out anyone's dad for a good back rub."
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[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

Does anyone like me anymore?

[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

Fav. and RT if you had a spring fling

[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

"Is there something controversial about the way I dress?"
"Dude don't come to school with a stripper on your shirt."
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[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

"Why is everything sex to you?"
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[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

I just spilled essential oils all over myself
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[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

"Why do these damn Democrats win every election?"
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[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

"Who are you gonna buy?"
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[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

"Hey you wanna have a knife battle?"
"Sure dude."
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[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

"I just really wanna play sims right now."
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[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

"I really want to make out with someone in Gabe's van." #HeardAtHillcrest

[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

"I feel like a dirty Russian stripper." #HeardAtHillcrest

[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

"Don't spread it around that I hate the Marines..." #HeardAtHillcrest

[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

"The friend zone isn't real." #HeardAtHillcrest

[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

"You have no idea how triggered I am right now." #HeardAtHillcrest

[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

"Hey look I sat in gum."
"That's cool dude."
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[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

"I should probably try not to get too wasted this summer."
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[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

"I noticed that your neck gets really hairy."
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[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

"That looks like a floating potato."
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[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

"And that's why the terrorists hate us."
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[Heard At Hillcrest @HearAtHillcrest]

"If I do this drug deal..."
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