OverheardInWaitrose

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I have to say, it's very mature of @LogitechG to block their customers. #not #corruption #retweet #theft #scam #scammers #illegal

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Have YOU had a bad experience with @Logitech customer service or products? Tweet me and we'll ruin their reputation. Please #rt #retweet

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Put that down, Zebediah! It's not organic! #OverheardInWaitrose

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"Yes ma'am, Basil, Thyme, and Oregano are in aisle two" "No, darling, I'm looking for my children!" #OverheardInWaitrose

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Make sure we only get 2 packs dear, we don't want the cashier thinking we're buying them because they're 3 for £10. #OverheardInWaitrose

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Darling, why don't you run and give the change to the Big Issue seller outside while Jeeves carries the bags to the car #OverheardInWaitrose

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Mummy, if we aren't going on a plane, then it isn't a proper holiday! #OverheardInWaitrose

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I really can't be bothered, shall we just buy everything in here and then throw away what we don't want? #OverheardInWaitrose

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Which charity box shall I put my green token in? Is there a box for the retired butlers home? #OverheardInWaitrose

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Mummy look, our till receipt touches the floor! #OverheardInWaitrose

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Yesterday, I saw Verity in Tesco... that woman has no standards! #OverheardInWaitrose

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My good man, if I wanted "viande de cheval", I'd go to Tesco. #OverheardInWaitrose

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No dear, I'm so bored with Chateauneuf Du Pape #OverheardInWaitrose

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You know it's Waitrose when brioche is essential... #OverheardInWaitrose

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There has been a Champagne spillage in aisle four...oh no, my mistake, everyone calm down it's only Cava #OverheardInWaitrose

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I really wish they would polish the carrots... #OverheardInWaitrose

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Where does one put one's tray after one has had one's free coffee? #OverheardInWaitrose

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No darling, we can't go to Mark's & Spencer! Our cat will only eat salmon from here! #OverheardInWaitrose

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What are these? Ready meals? I thought they were only for the poor, fat people. #OverheardInWaitrose

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So I was visiting my fiancée when I saw some Asda everyday value cheese in his fridge! I've broken off the engagement. #OverheardInWaitrose