@ToonHive I love term legally blind because it assumes there is illegally blind too like their blindness is against the law or maybe they're pretending to be blind maybe that's illegal part
saw several people say what if when simon starts hallucinating on the iron lung he starts seeing wilford motherloving warfstache and I can’t stop thinking about it so here’s my take
My electronic ballot machine flipped my vote to a Republican candidate three times. I clicked on Jon Rosenthal, but then the machine switched it to Bo French. I had to click Jon’s name three times to successfully check out with a blue ballot.
Reported it, but WTF!
passed by a woman who’s perfume smelled like picking honeysuckles with my classmates in kindergarten and I realized I miss every single person I’ve ever known
mom just called to make sure I didn't misinterpret something she said on a phone call 4 days ago which means she's been thinking about one innocuous comment for 4 days straight which means genetics are very real