@bird_cravings And YOU! SEEM LIKE A DESIRABLE SPECIMEN TO HAVE ON BOARD! Lest you prefer to. . WALLOW IN YOUR MISERY INSTEAD?
สธแตแต แถแตสณแตแตโฑโฟหกสธ หขแตแตแต แตสฐแต แตสธแตแตโง
@bird_cravings . . . Hm. WELL! ๐๐ด๐๐ต๐ธ I GOT IT BEFORE!
Just wanted to have a bit of. . FUN! BEFORE IT! BUT YOU'RE SUUUCH A BUZZKILL, it was more of a WASTE!
ANYWAY! THE POINT! The Point.
I INTEND TO BRING A ๐บ๐ ๐ด๐๐ท VESSEL TO THIS DOCK SOON!
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@bird_cravings . . .lllLLOUSY EXCUSE! You should WORK ON THAT!
But I'M NOT YOUR THERAPIST, YOU KNOW! โจ
[ It snickered, standing up and leaning close. ]
Let me GUESS? "Get to the point!" Is THAT what this attitude is? HMMMMMM???
@bird_cravings [ Pulling out a therapist chair and sitting down. Therapist outfit? Notepad?? ]
Talk to me. What does this lack of connection mean to YOU? SSSSSSSS....SOAP?
@bird_cravings ........................ :|
THEEEEEN ๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐EVER WILL YOU MAKE IT ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD?!?!
[ 1952 Ferrari 340 Mexico Coupรฉ car engine. It drops it next to the pipe. ]
YOU SHOULD WORK ON THAT!! FIXING THAT!!! ๐ถ๐๐๐ธ ๐๐๐๐!
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@bird_cravings . . WEELLLL. Kind of! :>
[ It tosses the cigarette away - to pull out a lead pipe. Handing it to him?? ]
I JUST ๐๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด๐๐ YOU TO TALK TO ME!
Unless you're. An emo, ANTISOCIAL BASTARD who doesn't shower and has no life or sense of self preservation-
@bird_cravings [ It grabs a cigarette out of nowhere and waves it around in his face. ]
I! AM BEING ๐บ๐ธ๐๐ธ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐๐๐! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS, RIGHT? ๐น๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ป?!
@bird_cravings HMPH! ๐ข
[ It chucks the bottle into the ocean with a dramatic motion. ]
WELL! I'M! ๐ต๐ถ๐ป!
[ Turning away, folding its arms dramatically. Straightening itself. ]
Stop MAAAKING such assumptions! I'M TRYING TO BE NICE! ๐๐๐๐!
LIKE- Here. Here. See?? SEE?
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@bird_cravings [ It reaches behind itself and pulls out the self restrained bottle from out of thin air? Poking his cheek with the bottom of the bottle in an intentionally vexing manner. ]
@bird_cravings [ It gasped dramatically, hand on its chest as it leaned backwards a substantial amount towards the water. ]
HOOOOW! ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ท๐ธ!
I. WOULD. NEVER BE SUCH!
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Oh! OH!! Is it about the CIGARETTE? I CAN OFFER AN ALTERNATIVE!
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