Tony Stark

❝Boy, I needed this. Getting my hands dirty...building the future...This is what I do.❞ Vampire, Avenger, inventor.

[Tony Stark @HeartThatGlows]

❝It's some weird space-age tech that I know nothing about and have never seen before in my life. Give me, like, four minutes.❞

▪︎ #MarvelRP
▪︎ 18+, May contain mature content
▪︎ Primarily Avengers Assemble based, but will incorporate elements from comics + MCU

[Tony Stark @HeartThatGlows]

Pretty sure healing sunburn isn't sexy; this is what you get.

[Tony Stark @HeartThatGlows]

@Darcy_Lewis_RP (Tony is outraged. OUTRAGED!)

Oh, come on! That style doesn't do a thing for her figure! Booooooo.

(If he had popcorn he'd be throwing it at the screen.)

She deserves better.

[Tony Stark @HeartThatGlows]

A valid point

[⋆.˚⚛ Dr. Darcy Lewis PhD ⋆ּ⚡︎࿐ @Darcy_Lewis_RP]

Don't we always though?

[🍉 @y2kists]

i love that gay blonde bitch

[Tony Stark @HeartThatGlows]

Please don't try to die for me because I'll die for you first and then it'll just be a big mess.

[stevetony quote bot @stonyquotebot]

steve: tony? are you hugging me?
tony: no. just didn't want you to fall.
steve: then why aren't you letting go?

[stevetony quote bot @stonyquotebot]

maybe i've lost too much already... like a defense mechanism against more pain. geez, what an insufferable killjoy i've become. you'd hate me, right now steve. god knows i do.

[Tony Stark @HeartThatGlows]

And...ta-da.

Turns out that was the recipe for a vampire."

[Tony Stark @HeartThatGlows]

Ended up with a nasty infection, and they were worried I was going to kick the bucket before they got their missiles. They left one day, and came back with two vials.

One was venom, and one was blood.

I was injected with one and force-fed the other. —

[Tony Stark @HeartThatGlows]

"I remember it all. In the cave, after they put in the reactor, the healing process was too slow. Some days I could barely move, and I was only getting worse and worse. —

[stevetony quote bot @stonyquotebot]

careful. you keep leading like that, we might actually stick together.

[Tony Stark @HeartThatGlows]

And now Sam did the cowboy thing better than me? Damn.

[Tony Stark @HeartThatGlows]

Me and my situationship with the roughly 6 to 8 other superheroes living in the tower.

[🪱 Worm Girl 🪱 @wirmgurl]

My husband is trying to convince me that we're in a situationship. "The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other."

[Tony Stark @HeartThatGlows]

Actually, I almost made an appearance on Say Yes to the Dress, after I donated to cover the cost of a dress for a special guest.

Unfortunately I didn't make it to filming, because a guy in a scarecrow costume attacked a mall with an army of- *you guessed it*- crows.

[Tony Stark @HeartThatGlows]

@Darcy_Lewis_RP Mark my words, one of these days the producers will finally respond to my hate mail and then we'll see what's what.

(He's a liar, there's no hate mail. Okay, maybe one email.)

[Tony Stark @HeartThatGlows]

Damn sunburn.

[Tony Stark @HeartThatGlows]

Thirsty and irritable

[stevetony quote bot @stonyquotebot]

steve: i just think we could stand to provide a little more stability for her. maybe we could all make a point of eating supper together some nights.
tony: that is the corniest goddamn thing you've ever said.

[Tony Stark @HeartThatGlows]

I sued and kept the Vespa

[Tony Stark @HeartThatGlows]

Thinking about the time someone tried to kidnap me using a Vespa

[Tony Stark @HeartThatGlows]

At least we all look fabulous and sexy?

[⋆.˚⚛ Dr. Darcy Lewis PhD ⋆ּ⚡︎࿐ @Darcy_Lewis_RP]

I do love purple glitter.

Aspirating it though? Not so much.

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

i would fumble you in every lifetime