Kelly

The most dangerous vermin.

[Kelly @Heartworking]

Puppygirl cardshark who abuses the softness of her silly paws to manipulate the game into her favor

[Kelly @Heartworking]

Fuckin her eye socket, kissing her frontal lobe with the tip.
Lay-botomy

[Kelly @Heartworking]

Majima would buy a clone-a-cock kit and mix it into Kiryu's play nag and then show up right as he is getting pegged and be like
"Nice feel to it, Kiryu-chan?"

[Kelly @Heartworking]

Yugioh protagonist duelist gf who tributes her loser faggot normal monster lover to summon an actually useful and sexy extra deck monster (she is masturbating in the graveyard)

[Kelly @Heartworking]

O' Little sister coded riven otp with a praise kink who wants me to forcefeed her hard drugs where art thou?

[Kelly @Heartworking]

My fair peasant wife won't stop comparing the size of my field to my serf neighbors. Its humiliating.
"His crop yields are greater"
"All his children survived last winter"
"His field is twice the size of yours, why hasn't the baron given you more land to work?"

[Kelly @Heartworking]

Need a term for wanting to hurt myself in a maso way not a sad way and have it be seen as poggers not concerning because I need to stop considering asking passing milfs to bruise me

[Kelly @Heartworking]

Damn twitter algo knew I'd hate myself before and after each meal before I did

[Kelly @Heartworking]

Bird gf who pierces your skull with her beak and plucks out your brainworms

[Kelly @Heartworking]

Puppygirl gf crying that her "barks don't pass" rn and I'm out of edibles to force-feed her.

[Kelly @Heartworking]

I love Doctor Who when he pulled the sonic screwdriver out his 'reethra and said "itz docking time" and cock vored the weeping angels

[Kelly @Heartworking]

Disco Elysium thought that leads to HDB's egg cracking and becoming trans after fixating on it for 13 hours.
Only gameplay effect is resetting the name quest and highlighting every pronoun in text.

[Kelly @Heartworking]

Elden ring is too hard to play I keep getting lightheaded and passing out whenever I think about how Blaidd's armor must smell, the only throne I wish to claim is his lap

[Kelly @Heartworking]

Living that #zerowaste life by wringing her post-workout socks into my mouth

[Kelly @Heartworking]

Can only afford crackers for my doggirl call that shit barktack