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//Hey buds.

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"Who knows the best way to change someone's hairstyle?

I tried doing it naturally but uh....didn't come out right. Can't color it either, the dye drips out when I set it to dry."

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"Easy on the love guys, I'm just a regular unicorn."

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Geoff is kinda glad people don't nag him for his magic-not like he knows how to use it.

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"Thanks, miss. I'll try not to use them a lot though; the junk that comes with them looks like they'd make a big mess and I know people are neat freaks these days."

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"So this is what it's like to be a snake."

Geoff honestly didn't know what else he was expecting from having two dicks but he was enjoying himself and that was all he needed.

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// This was not at 1k followers a couple days ago

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Guess unicorns are in season?

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//Sources: https://t.co/Iwz42Wnwi0
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"ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀꜱ ʜᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜɪᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪɴ."
-Ɛ New Unicorn in Town
-Ɛ Almost always at the beach
-Ɛ Bi
-Ɛ Mood-dependent
-Ɛ RT?

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YOU WON'T STOP HIM FROM GOING TO THE BEACH AND MAKING IT SUMMER, HORNY MOB.

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Can Geoff come out now, or is he gonna get roped by someone else wanting to try a unicorn out?

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"Fits the month."

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Neigh.

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Geoff should probably do something about his MIA status on the beach.

But no, he's just gonna keep lurking around in his home.

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@HunkySealHero "Hmm?" Someone was on the beach? Geoff hadn't noticed since most of the people came and went due to some breeze that was annoying them-plus the water wasn't cool enough to swim in.

"Nah, I'm just waitin' fer a wave. What's up?"

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"Now come on, it's kinda nippy out here and pizza has me hungry now." https://t.co/ANFMSNvJ2W

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"I'm a neat freak, Fileo. I ain't gonna leave your house a mess." https://t.co/gkq8HHOpZR

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"Extra large. And don't worry about clean-up if there's a mess. Lotta benefits to being a unicorn." https://t.co/N6ApAyLR1e

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"Least we can agree on that. How about I order the food, you set everything up? I got a nice bottomless pit for a stomach so I don't wanna break your bank." https://t.co/kmVTFQgTeZ

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"What kinda movie though? I ain't much of a horror fan-too many basic tropes to really be interested." https://t.co/vEuAyZukfn