[T]: “I’m just ribbing you Scott. You know your parents would be so proud of you right? Your mom especially. She would have just been thrilled.”
[S]: “Thanks Tom. Thanks. Excuse me.”
[T]: “Yeah.”
[C]: “Well I like our playoff chances this year. I think we might even get some home ice advantage.”
[T]: “Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe. What changed? You meet a nice girl or something?”
[C]: “I think we just found our groove as a team.”
[G]: “Look, I’m not gonna keep you. I love you.”
[K]: “All right. You too dad.”
[G]: “You too dad, what?”
[K]: “I love you too dad. There I said it. Oh my god.”
[G]: “Sorry it’s such a struggle. Ok, bye.”
[K]: “Bye-bye.”
[K]: “And, um, nothing in the mail right?”
[G]: “Kip, if there was something in the mail, I would not have forgotten about it.”
[K]: “I know, I know. I just figured I’d check.”
[G]: “Ok. Don’t worry about that.”
[K]: “Ok.”
[G]: “Don’t think about that, ok? It’s gonna come when it comes.”
[K]: “Hows, uh, how’s work?”
[G]: “Well, work is fine. You know, Barry’s being a pain in my ass but-”
[K]: “Well, Barry’s an asshole.”
[G]: “No, he hurt his foot. So least there’s something new this time.”
[K]: “Yeah, well, Barry’s always been an asshole.”
[G]: “All right.”
[K]: “Yeah.”
[G]: “You gonna be making an appearance here at some point in the near future?”
[K]: “Yes, I will. Um, I’m gonna come for dinner this week, I promise.”
[G]: “Perfect.”
[K]: “Hey dad.”
[G]: “Oh my god! You’re not dead!”
[K]: “No, I’m alive.”
[G]: “Well that is a relief. I didn’t want to have to call the morgue. You know, I miss you.”
[K]: “I miss you too dad.”
[E]: “I can’t wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night.”
[K]: “I’m gonna be super well behaved for you.”
[E]: “I only care that you’re handsome.”
[K]: “You bitch.”