Heather

i don't know, my hair just dries this way. Mostly retweets of things that I think are funny.

[َ @saintava]

it's not everyday that you meet a 19 yr old british pop star on the streets of philadelphia !

[Heather @HeatherABergman]

@mmfkid @saka_1c @TheVallyD U know their chicken slaps tho

[t✩ @yourg0ldteeth]

everyone: hey can you sing something other than steely Dan at karaoke tonight? it’s getting really old

me: okay

me 1.5 beers later:

[Future Moldovan Citizen @MainstreamViews]

Using the Wayback Machine to read about the nominees for Gawker’s 2009 “Hipster of the Decade” award

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Lesbian Mann

New York, State Census, 1915

[that one friend that's appropriately woke @whowantscake_]

@malikdastar 12 year old me blasting the cock and ball torture anthem on my iPod Touch while walking to school.

[𝗘𝗹 𝗧𝗼𝗿𝗼 𝗡𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗼 @papifunkgroove]

@malikdastar The mic was on

[malik ☆ @malikdastar]

singing abt cock and ball torture at 9am

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

@heavensballroom WHEN HE SPINS AROUND BROOO LMAOOO the things i would do to see this show

[cole @juul_survivor]

Her interview was shit. Her look was shit. Her book cover was shit. Her trying to launch and sell the book to the judges was shit, she's shit.

[𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 ℜ𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔶 @clevelandreaper]

Wrong

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

I Like Turtles (2007)

[Adam London @_adamlondon]

me to whoever had the idea for garden salsa sun chips

[José Aroca @JoseArocaALC]

¿Y lo del chino imitando a Trump, que? A mi me ha hecho el día 🤣

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

pharmacists when customers arrive at the pharmacy

[Emeril Lagasse @Emeril]

I’m trending on the internet?

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

aunt making the bold and creative decision to die

[cats ♡ @catsdotjpg]

Zoom meeting