Heather Burns

Brand Strategist. Obsessed with narrative. So many side hustles. Dreamer/Persister. Mom. Proud stepmom. Sports/Raptors fan. Limit who I follow to 200 ppl.

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@JasonKelce Great way to prove your love of Canada is to donate a signed something to our little school silent auction! (A gal’s gotta try - it’s tough out there for fundraisers!)

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You’re here July 9th! He’s a little young for Rabid, but oh man how I’d love for him to meet you!

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@RealGDT - my 7 year old is a quirky bird in the most beautiful way. He is obsessed with “bad guys” and monsters and he’s always creating. When you are next in Toronto, if we can buy you coffee, I want him to see that the world in his head can lead him to great things!

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@RealGDT - my 7 year old is a quirky bird in the most beautiful way. He is obsessed with “bad guys” and monsters and he’s always creating. When you are next in Toronto, if we can buy you coffee, I want him to see that the world in his head can lead him to great things!

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Post election, I’m seeing a sudden movement to BlueSky - so, see you there?

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@michaelgrange I hope they do it together

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Thank you, @mrvincecarter15

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@moseskagan Now I’m obsessed with secretly planting bamboo in the yards of my enemies (I’ll need to make some enemies), as I double down on my chaos-agent agenda!

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Dear @Raptors Twitter. Does Poeltl just go by his last name now!? No first initial? #raptors

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Me: I’d really like to just see the content from people I follow, so I’m gonna select “following”
X: cool cool, ya that’s totally an option
[a few days later]
X: I’m just gonna go ahead and switch back to “For You”, which is our clever title for “accounts we want you to see…”

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Had the chance to see the hilarious @TigNotaro tonight, and just in case you’re ever playing @PreferenceGame with her, she will ALWAYS rank Mountain Goats as #1. Now you know.

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You know what I love so much? All the NBA people I follow are watching this WNBA game. They are all supporting this league. It’s beautiful. #everyonewatcheswomenssports @togethxr

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@girlflopping @moviemazz Definitely grew up playing #Monopoly with table-flipping moves like that! ;) (I think because I referenced Monopoly I have to declare that I’m a #HasbroEmployee…?)

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Ok hear me out. Some middle-American (geographically) city (@KansasCity?) gets an @innoutburger_ and a @shakeshack, across the street. It becomes a destination. Proper taste-off.

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Stop the time-consuming act of blow-drying your hair and instead bring out your natural curl in just 1,865 easy steps!

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I’m obsessed with those videos that are like “take these 6 complete desserts and layer them in a pan. Bake. Boom, dessert!” Overcomplicated, yet compelling.

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Today’s NYT Connections was clever for the Red Herring, but sorry that Pixar one was garbage. And I NEVER speak ill of Wyna’s choices. But no.

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@SheaSerrano Although in this election also dangerous because it could sound like “couch” and we all know what happens then…

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When headlines are like “athlete remembers dead loved one after win” and then you watch the clip and the interviewer straight up asks about the dead loved one first.

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@michaelgrange Yes esp in such a close game, in the semis

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Dear #Olympic experts. How do they decide in which sports you are required to smile vs in which you may look serious? #ArtisticGymnastics #trampoline #Olympia2024 #Olympic2024