Heather ♎️

Probably the 5th funniest person you’ll ever meet.

[Heather ♎️ @HeatherEpperly]

Look I’m all for dad bods being trendy, but how about a mom bod??? Like I look DAMN GOOD for having two kids. I just ain’t had em yet

[kait 🍄 @mushr00mbabe]

if my toddler waves at you, you wave the fuck back

[AQ1 @1dollarloosie]

I hate seeing people from my past I thought you was in hell

[Heather ♎️ @HeatherEpperly]

Karma and I are bffs 🤪

[Uncle Cheato @Luv_Cheat]

I might FaceTime you randomly with an exaggerated story about my day and not talk to you again for 3 weeks. Just love me regardless.

[Heather ♎️ @HeatherEpperly]

I wish Dr. Now lived w me sometimes

[Heather ♎️ @HeatherEpperly]

@o_ryen Delusion and ignorance 100%

[Heather ♎️ @HeatherEpperly]

I love my hometown BUT seeing comments like this makes me remember the half I don’t. This comment is in regards to taking down a confederate statue.

[Heather ♎️ @HeatherEpperly]

@ThisIsGracieO I was dying lol. “Go an sine this!!” I can’t.

[Heather ♎️ @HeatherEpperly]

@birdie_g12 There is not one strong or compelling true argument in the comment section of the post. Literally all racist opinion and it makes me sick

[Heather ♎️ @HeatherEpperly]

Today was the WORST

[Monroe @PreciousMonroe]

The meme said “it’s hard being a woman, you miss one birthday dinner now you a fake ass bitch” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Heather ♎️ @HeatherEpperly]

The fact that mercury will still be in retrograde on my bday is making me wanna punch the planet

[Heather ♎️ @HeatherEpperly]

Everyone expects the mom friend to have a family but when the chaotic, unstable friend has kids it’s the weirdest thing.

[Heather ♎️ @HeatherEpperly]

@HaleighElise4 I can roll w that too. get pregnant real quick 🥰

[Heather ♎️ @HeatherEpperly]

I want mom friends who are okay w not having shit together. As much as I appreciate my Pinterest moms, I’m more of a “wine cooler at the waterpark” type of girl.

[Heather ♎️ @HeatherEpperly]

Why is this so funny

[Heather ♎️ @HeatherEpperly]

@hannawiley Sending you strength lol that pregnancy sickness is a while different level

[Heather ♎️ @HeatherEpperly]

@_LJ2020 “My kids will NEVER go to daycare” like that’s great for you! I wish mine didn’t have to!

[Heather ♎️ @HeatherEpperly]

If you’re a working mom, you’re a bad mom for not spending time with your kids. If you’re a sahm, you’re a lazy mom. I love being a woman 🥰🤍