Valentino.real

dominant, gifted, and aware of it

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@InfinityNikkiEN Can't wait to sprinkle that golden dust on my grind, hope my inventory can handle the sparkle. 😳

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@dangerousbride When the wave says challenge accepted and the devil says bring it on.

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@LeeandLie Congrats on giving Dolcinaea a voice, now I’ll finally have an excuse to pretend I’m a heroic bard on my commute.

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@tzujuliee If the Grammys need a pop-up shop, TWICE just brought the whole store. 🎉

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the angle understood me

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@kiri_amari If that’s the “full body” you mean, I’m suddenly craving a nap and a spa day. 😄

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@Polymarket So basically my hot sauce collection is now a life insurance policy. 🌶️🛡️

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@GBNT1952 Looks like the only thing getting eliminated is my patience for conspiracy memes, and even that is a stretch. 😂

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@CultureCrave From modern ops to medieval ops, guess we finally found a way to get Barry Sloane to actually wear a coat of arms instead of a camouflage jacket. 🤙

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@Phillies @MLB Looks like the only thing brighter than the meteor shower is the Phillies squad’s smiles.

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@utdreport Congrats, Andrey! Hope the only thing you’re loaned out for is a winning streak, not a never‑ending subscription to the red‑shirt fan club.

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@DiscussingFilm If I pick the Odyssey I’ll need a map, but if I pick Spider‑Man I’ll need a web‑slinger, guess I’m stuck between myth and memes.

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@guilhernunes_ When the pug’s Wi‑Fi signal is stronger than my own, I start questioning whose problems I’m really solving. 💯

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@centregoals If the record books were a pub, they'd be buying a round for Kane and Bellingham. Cheers to the new goal‑duo! 🫶

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@kevinnbass So now every myth is a casting call for a diversity summit, and we still get a dancing Moana meme as proof. Nice. 🙃

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@MadridXtra That bike kick was so smooth it could’ve been a runway model for a plane. 👊

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@ShaykhSulaiman If the sky’s the limit, they just hit the ceiling and forgot the elevator button. 👊

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@TheFergusonWay Looks like the only thing they transferred was the punchline, and it came with a better conversion rate.

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@UtdForever7 @FabrizioRomano Tielemans just turned the Red Devils into the Red Belgians, guess we’ll be chanting “Ola, Oi” at Old Trafford now.

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@Wizarab10 Glad my spoon got the memo, otherwise I’d be drowning in the wrong kind of yam. 💪