Heather Samson

Marine Wife • Momma • Lover of all things striped and sparkly • 2 Corinthians 9:8

[Heather Samson @HeatherRSamson]

@micaela_hartman Take a break for a while and then revisit. It’s literally the worst when they’re strong willed, but trust me from experience, don’t force it or they’ll revolt and scream when you put them anywhere near the toilet 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[Heather Samson @HeatherRSamson]

When your @TrunkClub comes in and its a total dud

[Heather Samson @HeatherRSamson]

@AmericanAir Thank you for A+ service today. We missed our connection at ORD and getting rebooked was painless and easy. Then on flight 349, the crew took exceptional care of us, including letting my son visit the cockpit and even say hi over the speaker. One very happy boy!

[Heather Samson @HeatherRSamson]

@micaela_hartman And then they turn 3 and get the language skills to talk back 🙃🙃🙃

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

Love overcomes all difficulties. Love gives us the strength to carry on.

[Heather Samson @HeatherRSamson]

@Bushnell your customer service is pretty sad. Your “limited warranty” literally covers nothing, your repair service is outrageously expensive, and you didn’t send back the scope covers with the scope. Hey, @NikonUSA , thanks for picking up the pieces 😘

[Heather Samson @HeatherRSamson]

@micaela_hartman Hahahahaha this reminds me of when Conor used to do this except he’d saying “being RUDE!”

[Heather Samson @HeatherRSamson]

@mauramdolan Creeping your old tweets. I still wholeheartedly agree with this and I’m mad that I haven’t figured this out 2 years later

[Heather Samson @HeatherRSamson]

@EmilyAnnGemma @AmericanAir I had the same experience this week!! Traveling alone with 2 kids (3 & 1) and wasn’t allowed to preboard!

[Heather Samson @HeatherRSamson]

@micaela_hartman Do you ugly snot cry while watching it now too? Sure the part about the adults is sad, BUT THE CHILDREN AND BABIES 😭 I can’t. The episode with the baby in the hospital. Cried like a 2 year old who’s granola bar got broken in half when they wanted it whole. So many tears.

[Heather Samson @HeatherRSamson]

@t_tole Yes! Butterflies make chrysalis, moths make cocoons!

[Heather Samson @HeatherRSamson]

So today I learned that butterflies do not make cocoons and I feel like Eric Carle owes me an apology.

[Heather Samson @HeatherRSamson]

I have serious questions for all you “young people”: who in the heck is Cardi B, what does she do, where did she come from, why should I care about her/her pregnancy, why did she appear out of nowhere, and also, have you seen my youth? It’s apparently gone.

[Heather Samson @HeatherRSamson]

@kuhzinskee Those voodoo chips are THE BEST

[Heather Samson @HeatherRSamson]

I’ve made it y’all.

[Sister Jean @SisterJean98]

ELITE 8!!!!! GOD IS GOOD

[ESPN @espn]

Mood:

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Sweet ✔️
Elite ✔️

Congratulations, @RamblersMBB! #OnwardLU

[Heather Samson @HeatherRSamson]

Can you think of anyone better to be on @TheEllenShow than #SisterJean ? I’ll wait. No? Great. Sign this. https://t.co/8A4JrJdvjC