Heather Tinnes

I’m like a box of chocolates.

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

They want to remove $GME and $AMC from Robinhood? We will remove them from our phone. #DeleteRobinhood

[Heather Tinnes @HeatherTinnes]

When Nick and I meet new people camping, they always ask where we’re from and they’re so surprised when we say Columbus, Ohio. “We just thought you were from the south.” 😂😂

[Heather Tinnes @HeatherTinnes]

@mommanorman4 How was it?!

[Heather Tinnes @HeatherTinnes]

Feelin’ real Britney circa 2007 at this point.

[Heather Tinnes @HeatherTinnes]

@mommanorman4 That was me yesterday!! Telling anyone who would listen lol

[Heather Tinnes @HeatherTinnes]

Ordered the material for our new garage today. Sick of being an adult. 💸

[Heather Tinnes @HeatherTinnes]

You guys... I just have to say it... what the f*ck is even happening?

[Heather Tinnes @HeatherTinnes]

Recently discovered that I like, really like Halsey’s music.

[The Modest Teacher @ModestTeacher]

I’m sure all of this year’s Seniors are really being comforted by some guy posting his senior pic on Facebook from 1985.

[Heather Tinnes @HeatherTinnes]

Nick & Dakota were playing a board game when Nick said he was tired... Dakota, age 4, says “yea.. tired of losing!” #burn

[Heather Tinnes @HeatherTinnes]

If my husband turns the thermostat down to 66 degrees one more time, I will be taking my social distancing measures more seriously - aka, his ass is gonna sleep in the camper.

[Heather Tinnes @HeatherTinnes]

Nothing worse than having to cough at the grocery store. 🙊🙊

[Heather Tinnes @HeatherTinnes]

Wait... people actually thought this? 🤯🤔

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Scientists say any suggestion that coronavirus and 5G are linked is “complete rubbish” and biologically impossible

https://t.co/aPakaCCWRa

[Heather Tinnes @HeatherTinnes]

We are cooking our first ever holiday meal in our home for Easter. I think this means we are officially adults... but only because we are being forced. Also, I want my mom.

[Heather Tinnes @HeatherTinnes]

@_spongey_ Wtf did I just watch?

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The last two weeks have been a strange ten years.

[Heather Tinnes @HeatherTinnes]

@tjbenton14 😬 thats unfortunate. Sounds like a good time to shave it haha

[Heather Tinnes @HeatherTinnes]

I just spent an hour scrubbing dried slime out of my hardwood floors... so basically if my kids don’t look back as adults and realize I was thee coolest f*cking mom, they’re getting disowned.

[Heather Tinnes @HeatherTinnes]

Yea & chill with the TP because I’m getting low.

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

The food is going to be there. The grocery stores are not running out of food. People need to have enough at home, but you don't need to hoard food. We're all #InThisTogetherOhio and we have to take care of each other and not become hoarders and take more than we need.

[Heather Tinnes @HeatherTinnes]

Nick is lucky he doesn’t conference call 😂