josh

howdy

[josh @heauxbo]

I go by ouroboros when I’m eating crackers

[josh @heauxbo]

They booed That Mf™️ during the national anthem

[josh @heauxbo]

That push from Wemby was NASTY

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[josh @heauxbo]

@NOLAnews

[Wemby Central 👽 @WembyCentral]

Chet Holmgren

[josh @heauxbo]

Why this Chet edit look like Aaron Kyro

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Chet Holmgren with the season on the line:

4 Points
4 Rebounds
1-2 FG

[josh @heauxbo]

@ayroned There’s a difference between flopping and selling a true foul. Wemby gets smacked every time he touches the ball. It’s the big man curse. He finally decided to make it obvious how often he truly gets fouled.

[whristan @whristan1]

All those fuck ass OKC fans had to witness that shit on their home floor this is fucking beautiful

[josh @heauxbo]

@StephenM Stephen Miller is a gross bald asshole. He looks like a homunculus grew up. His insecurities about his appearance inform his odious worldview. He envies the immigrant for having hair.

[josh @heauxbo]

Size Cone is a weird name for a child. And he looks really old for a child. Rest in peace, I guess.

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

Stopped by @DairyQueen in Sealy, Texas, otherwise known as the “Texas stop sign,” to sample some of their delicious fare. I highly recommend the Blizzard. (I had that after I ate this child-size cone)

[josh @heauxbo]

I can’t fuckin stand Chet holmgren #GiveWembyAGun

[josh @heauxbo]

Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane:

[u︎︀︀︀︀︀︀︀︀ʎ︀l︀ǝ ♛☀︎︎ @WillsWiserSistr]

IM BLEEDING OUT OF MY SKIN?!?! THERES NOT CUT??? AND IT DOEST HURT???? BUT ITS BLEEDING A LOT?!?!?!?!

[skooks @skooks]

They're saying the early voting is seeing high turnout due to everyone being pissed about the cancellation of the House races. The best thing you can do with this momentum right now is vote NO on all the amendments https://t.co/KkEOEBAL6P

[josh @heauxbo]

The logo is intended to be ambiguous, but it’s interesting that a majority said left-handed despite a strong majority of batters being right-handed.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Is the MLB logo a righty or lefty?

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

They're not even bothering to pretend anymore.

[josh @heauxbo]

@SprtsDrnk I think it’s that he’s hesitant to share what the specific issues are bc they’re gross and unpopular, and he knows he’d get raked over the coals for it. Instead of evaluating his beliefs and growing, he lets them quietly guide his decisions. Sad! Many such cases.

[josh @heauxbo]

Kenner moment

[wdsu @wdsu]

Kenner homeowner fires warning shots at kids playing 'Senior Assassin' game | Click on the image to read the full story https://t.co/FcDrxtpK4z

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

are the republicans going to ask “where are we getting that money from” for this the same way they do when we talk about feeding kids in elementary schools or providing daycare for working families or providing healthcare for americans ?

[Leon Musk @spear_dagger]

Garbage men are more important than billionaires.