Jerruh Makes Me Drink

Looks like I'm now 8th in line for the crown of Zamunda.

[Jerruh Makes Me Drink @Heavy7602]

Share this forever. #CarneyMan

[Brennen and Bowie @Brennen_S]

The reunion we got:
The reunion we wanted:

[Craig Way @Hornvoice]

It’s always great to get back to Omaha for the College World Series—no matter how the hotel spells your name.

[Tyrann Mathieu @Mathieu_Era]

Can I return back to college football?
I only played 2 seasons, should have 2 more eligibility years left….

Can you find me a judge in Louisiana who can see to it that Honey Badger gets to finish his last 2 years of college football?
Who’s going to say no ?????

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

to recap:

[Jerruh Makes Me Drink @Heavy7602]

@Longhornfrenzy1 He looks like he has no idea whats going on...

[Jerruh Makes Me Drink @Heavy7602]

@Big12Conference @ATTStadium Is that the same guy who was popping off about everything running through Lubbock before we put a 50 spot on em?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Thomas Massie vows to “drain the swamp” during his final seven months in office.

[Jerruh Makes Me Drink @Heavy7602]

I've seen No Country for Old Men... I am pushing that shit back in the ocean and covering my tracks on the way back to the rental. Drive that thing into the swamp and set it on fire. Walk back to town and take my chances with the gators before hoping a bus home.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Massie: I would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find him in Tel Aviv

[Jerruh Makes Me Drink @Heavy7602]

@MarchMadnessMBB How do you automatically qualify but you have to play a "play-in" game. Shit is dumb.

[Jerruh Makes Me Drink @Heavy7602]

@chrisgb002000 @VinceYoung10 @TexasFootball @UT_Bianco @CoachMackBrown @TheStampedeUT @BobBallouSports We would have gone back to back...

[Jerruh Makes Me Drink @Heavy7602]

@Hoopss Like 20 minutes ago.

[Claudia @TexasEx10]

A 1 billion dollar donation to the University of Texas… but not to athletics…

[Jerruh Makes Me Drink @Heavy7602]

@CoachDanCasey I'm gonna need the QB to get a block here!!!

[College Football Alerts  @CFBAlerts_]

Throwback to 2006 when the Texas Longhorns upset No. 1 USC in the Rose Bowl 🌹

[Jerruh Makes Me Drink @Heavy7602]

@ElementalWolf21 @PaleHorse580 @CodyC64 You gotta be fair, there were other factors that played into this. Texas and OU leaving being the biggest one.

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

Rand Paul hints at possible 2028 Presidential run.

Yes please.

[Jerruh Makes Me Drink @Heavy7602]

Iran finding out why we don't have free health care.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I am opposed to this War.

This is not “America First.”

When Congress reconvenes, I will work with @RepRoKhanna to force a Congressional vote on war with Iran.

The Constitution requires a vote, and your Representative needs to be on record as opposing or supporting this war.

[TruePatriotBulldog @PatriotBulldog4]

@TexasTribune Back Brandon Herrera a true Texan.

Also someone who didn't cheat on their wife.

[Jerruh Makes Me Drink @Heavy7602]

@hfalk71 @Marcus_Mosher Not a 5, a 4i and let him make somebody's day worse. Then you put the 2rd DE in a stand up edge and let him get after it on the edge.