Heavy J

The 'Hench Snorlax'. The 'liquid smooth sumo of soul'. Son of a trucker.

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@TheMightyZhukov you were good kid, real good, but whilst I'm around you'll always be second best.

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@TheMightyZhukov @Monsieur_Guise we beat you motherfuckers!!!!!!

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@TheMightyZhukov hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

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@TheMightyZhukov what I'm going to do to you will be worse than your death. Stay home, be safe. Thank the motherland you heed my warning

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@TheMightyZhukov Takes one to know one

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@TheMightyZhukov I know you are but what am I

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@TheMightyZhukov bloody pulp? Big words from a little girl

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@TheMightyZhukov we have similar faces, and similar build. My dads side claims part Russian blood......

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@TheMightyZhukov @magic_bert noted :)

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@TheMightyZhukov uptight? You want to be up, tight in me?

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@TheMightyZhukov @magic_bert not yet, not til it gets uncomfortable

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@TheMightyZhukov then lick them all over to cool them down i suppose? I start friendly trash talk and you turn it into something sordid

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@TheMightyZhukov @magic_bert did you see what I just did? :p

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@TheMightyZhukov @HOPWrestling depends if the band has any nice women....with massive boobs ;)

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@TheMightyZhukov when have you seen me eat? Have I a stalker?

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@Monsieur_Guise @TheMightyZhukov @zaknorthern distract??? I can eat anything whilst i insert guise into zhukov, then let zak destroy

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@Monsieur_Guise @zaknorthern @TheMightyZhukov touch my face and i'll bite your hand off....boy!

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@Monsieur_Guise @zaknorthern @TheMightyZhukov he's the looker in your team

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@Monsieur_Guise @zaknorthern i know our teams hate each other, but we all do look a bunch of handsome guys :)

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