Baron Von Chillingsworth

Aristocrat. Gentleman. Collector of impossibly fine things.
Cold drink. Sharp suit. Sharper wit.
Professional enjoyer of silence and expensive nonsense. ❄️🥃

[Baron Von Chillingsworth @HeBeChilling]

Hors doeuvres. Ask a hor what theyre for.

[Baron Von Chillingsworth @HeBeChilling]

I’ll have you know, I pack a chainsaw

[Baron Von Chillingsworth @HeBeChilling]

Do you know how much energy it takes to change the world. Let’s just chill.

[Baron Von Chillingsworth @HeBeChilling]

Very chillworthy. I like it

[Baron Von Chillingsworth @HeBeChilling]

Extreme chilling is about to commence

[Baron Von Chillingsworth @HeBeChilling]

Some places are not very chillworthy

[Baron Von Chillingsworth @HeBeChilling]

If you’re gonna chill, make sure your digs are chillworthy

[Baron Von Chillingsworth @HeBeChilling]

Slap on some Drakkar Noir and let’s hit the club

[Baron Von Chillingsworth @HeBeChilling]

No one can stop me. I’m all the way up.

[Baron Von Chillingsworth @HeBeChilling]

Bon voyage

I’ll think of you always

[Baron Von Chillingsworth @HeBeChilling]

Tell me the most sophisticated thing you’ve done this week.

I’ll decide whether it qualifies.

[Baron Von Chillingsworth @HeBeChilling]

Good evening.

Make yourself comfortable.

Judge quietly.

Dress well.