He Bo

Lord of the yellow river, part-time surfer, and experimental cooker. [Parody account, etc etc]

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

@AnhurSmite I could. But I won't.

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

@SunWukongSmite @Smite_Freya Can I touch the tail?

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

@XBQ_SMITE And for blowing heads off with.
Oh. Sorry. Sensitive point for you?

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

@XBQ_SMITE -_-

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

"Oh, it's that river god guy, what can he even do? Splash us a bit? Hahahah!"
#FamousLastWords

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

@HiRezAndy @SmiteGame Nice. Now how about you put me in the next one?

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

@SmiteZeus Calm yourself, or I'll splash your beard with a water cannon. We both know what humidity does to it.

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

It seems the doomsday weapon must be used, or else Zeus will ruin the wedding. I have no choice in the matter.

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

@ChronosTimelord You're lucky you're a Primordial. Besides, don't you think you went a little far then considering what I did?

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

I'm not participating in the Championship because I don't want to get my spikes dirty. That's all. Not scared like some mortals think #SWC

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

@ChronosTimelord Oh. Wow. First you do this and then come the puns. Just... Wow.

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

@Geb_Smite @SunWukongSmite @Smite_Freya Hi. Also, that's sudden. I was gona for just 2 months, right?

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@The_Whole_Earth @SunWukongSmite @Smite_Freya Huh?

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

@HeBo_Smite What'd I miss?

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

Note to self: Don't piss off Chronos. Apparently his idea of "funny" is moving me 2 months forward in time.

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

Why do people keep telling me to "go with the flow"? I AM the flow.

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

So Chiron is coming, apparently. Just curious, though: Aren't all humans and horses each half-centaur, when you look at it that way?

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

@SmiteGame You think that's him being salty? Wait till you beat him at underwater chess. The guy can't lose with grace.

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

@SolSmite_ Oh. I didn't mean... Well. That sounded wrong.

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

You think being dirty feels bad? Wait till you're polluted. Like, from the inside. I tell you, that feeling SUCKS