Hebrew Hammer

wanted to be a writer. failed. now I just wait for death.

[Hebrew Hammer @HebrewH]

@SlaterHogg when they rang up almost immediately became abusive down the phone then said they had to go. Again, they rang me. Were abusive. Hung up. @CountrywideUK never came back to me. Both companies are liars, with terrible customer service, and are attempting to grift money.

[Hebrew Hammer @HebrewH]

@CountrywideUK supporting @SlaterHogg are essentially brokers for landlords and renters. They take rent from renters and pay it int landlords’ accounts. Here is an account of how they are doing a bad job 1/

[Hebrew Hammer @HebrewH]

@SlaterHogg rang up to say they sent a letter to my landlord and they didn’t get a reply in writing. This is what they mean by ‘your landlord advised us..’. @CountrywideUK are sending out junk mail and making rent decision without either renters or landlords say so

[Hebrew Hammer @HebrewH]

@VancityReynolds Shhh, I told Ron Funches he was the best. Don't be mad, baby. #FreeGuy

[Hebrew Hammer @HebrewH]

@RonFunches You are hilarious and poignant and my favourite part of #FreeGuy . Thank you for repping NPCs to the max!

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Norm Macdonald’s appearance at the Roast of Bob Saget was unlike anything ever seen before. Watch this legendary clip with additional footage.

[Hebrew Hammer @HebrewH]

Anyone notice how @JustEatUK do not have a livechat available? Not To a voice call to a restaurant, to a person on the computer. I want to speak to someone it it shouldn’t even this hard.

[Joe Kwaczala @joekjoek]

🎶 lonely little ghost boy 🎶

[Joe Kwaczala @joekjoek]

back in march, i released 21 new comedy videos in one day for the year ‘21. since then, i’ve been uploading them directly to twitter and i’m finally done! i want to put them all in one place because i’m really proud of them. so check out this thread— maybe you’ll like a few!

[Joe Kwaczala @joekjoek]

a woman has to share bad news but the party next door can’t stop WON’T STOP