Gavin Wilson

I was studying English and Drama at Northampton Uni...then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Joe🦉 @Joe_1867]

Probably says more about me as a person that I find this interesting, but the middle of the League 1 table has an almost perfect badge colour transition from blue to red. #EFL

[SFH @ScottyHayter]

Graham Potter, addressing the Chelsea squad at Cobham on 1st February.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

We'd need to charge Potter for those bags.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

One Arsène Wenger ❤️

[Jack Pitt-Brooke @JackPittBrooke]

Alexis Mac Allister’s dad Carlos looks like he made a surprising loan move to Boca Juniors after playing 450 games for Hibs.

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Unprecedented camera angle here

[Jimmy Neesham @JimmyNeesh]

This launch angle graphic is fascinating. Amazing that a ball hit towards the stands very quickly will land in the stands. Otherwise, a ball hit upwards slowly will, in fact, not land in the stands. #AUSvENG

[Ben @CriminalCosta]

Didn’t even clock that Nkunku was just Nku twice I’ve always looked as his name as N and then kunku never nku and nku wow this is life changing man

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

Haaland should go to the World Cup and every team is allowed to summon him once in the tournament for 30 minutes, he arrives by parachute, we’ll work on the logistics when we have this approved.

[will @will_1889]

When John the Baptist bowled one down the leg side

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

When they order a Chinese at Hogwarts

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Only if you're Ryan Nicey

[billy pratt @billy_pratt_]

There is a correlation between the large hadron collider at CERN being turned on and Johnny Bairstow's test batting average

[Seán Burke @SeanBurkeShow]

Every Ad For Men's Razors.

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Have really enjoyed all the chat about Mock today. It’s been really sweet, thank you, and people have been kindly checking I still have work after this. Of course I do! Exciting news: I’m in the new Batgirl movie! I got an e-mail today about release dates, must check that.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Chelsea have agreed a deal to sign Carney Chukwuemeka from Aston Villa.

Speaking to the club website, the midfielder said: “It’s always been my dream to play for Vitesse Arnhem on loan, and now I’m one step closer to finally making it happen.”

[FC Augsburg @FCA_World]

Congrats @lewy_official, can’t say we’ll be missing you 👋

[Isabelle Westbury @izzywestbury]

England men's cricket team just proving Newton's Third Law of Motion: for every brilliant red-ball result, there is an equally catastrophic and opposite white-ball result.

And never the twain shall meet. The end. #ENGvIND