What the Hector

Stand up comedy dates
The Border Circuit
4/12CarlsbadNM
4/18TerlinguaTX
6/6MonahansTX
6/13LubbockTX
6/27MidlandTX

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2 more TX shows
In El Paso Texas
This FRIDAY & SATURDAY
@justjoshingcom
https://t.co/oer3oQXkOL for tickets

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Yes or no? Should I get this tat

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Brazil Rio de Janeiro - the whole city is alive 24/7 people everywhere!
They do a big firework show nightly (right before sunrise like at 5am) 😂 I woke up thinking there was a gang fight outside so loud

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I usually count my money when cashing a check before i even leave the bank, but today I decided to trust them. Whyyy
When I got home they gave me an extra $100 bill ? 😂 How do report myself

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Is a heard of moose knuckles called a meese Knuckle ?

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I thought today was Friday
I was about to be late to work on my day off ha

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@allsupsstores the search is over

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2024 what a year.

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After a great comedy show in Lubbock TX. I turn on the hotel Tv & gold rush Discovery Channel comes on. I smiled knowing my childhood friend Sabino shot these scenes. We were trying to make a dollar out of being creative in the middle of “get a real job” country 10 yrs ago 😂

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I got more followers post show at a food truck across town then at the actual show ?
I even got free food and they had no idea I was a comic until I told them I was actually Batman
lmaoFun night

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Lubbock TX Friday
with Charles Allen
and special guests

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If I would’ve known online dating was talking to women that are talking to 20 other men, I would’ve just stayed with my ex that was only talking to one other man. I think lol

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Buy a dozen tamales
Get a pair of greasy sox.
JaJa-Happy meal 🥘
#mcdonalds

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@thedrivenman Both obviously don’t even like each other so why force it. 🤷‍♂️

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Peach Street Podcast
Pecos Pero Locos
Nov 22 live at the man Cave in Pecos Tx
https://t.co/ejPNyY5TTJ

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Jal New Mexico! NOV 21 - T.H.C. Show !
SHARE this post and tag a friend for a chance to win a pair of tickets plus a lot more giveways at the show and big discounts 🎟️
This comedy show will be a few days after Skankfest so Im inviting some suprise comics from the fest to perform

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💥

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When you are just trying to tell a few dick jokes online and the marketing algorithm calls you gay.

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You only need to learn one word in Spanish to watch the superbowl this year because the rest are basically spelled the same. #badbunny
Football *Futbol
Ball *Bola
Interception *Intercepcion
Fumble *Fumble
Pass *Pase
Yard *Yarda
Mascot *Mascota
Cowboys *Vaqueros

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If it’s identified as a flying object then how is it unidentified?