Hector Mirelez

I am the body you got rid of but shows up to class the next day

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You don’t need to tweet every good thing you do or everything that happens to you

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How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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Memory so bad I requested $20 cash back from self checkout, forgot to collect it, & didn’t realize until I was back home.

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I made it 1.5 weeks.
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I still have my teeth...for now.
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Raincheck; at the dentist today so no stream but def Saturday Stream. 🦷 🪥

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It's 6 9 day, giggity.
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Who remembers the girl who turned yellow from drinking too much Sunny D?
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It was just a lil nap.
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Long day of “working” on 3 hours of sleep. NEED rest. Saturday stream.

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Guess who learned how to play Mahjong solitaire!🀄
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2 days in &...
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Is a snail a shellfish?
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Chicken breast, thigh, wing, or leg?
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Who eats their Christmas dinner in a cup?!
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Anyone else have a habit of eating burgers upside down?
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We witching...er witchering?
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Finishing Mortal Shell.
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Is consciousness matter?
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