Hector Franco

Ex-Apple Employee, Lover of Comedy and Travel

[Hector Franco @Hecyeah]

Ok dude, you can’t sport “rocker” long hair🤘🏽and be a soft-talker too. The lady CANNOT hear what your ordering.

[Hector Franco @Hecyeah]

I really need to stop asking people’s names, that way I don’t feel bad when I forget it 😬

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This dog trying prosthetics for the first time

[Hector Franco @Hecyeah]

When you genuinely ask someone where they got something and they respond, “The STORE” 🤡 ..fuck you.

[Hector Franco @Hecyeah]

🍦Maybe my future wife walked by me while I was aggressively licking a quick-melting soft serve cone.. aand that’s why I’m still single 🤔

[Hector Franco @Hecyeah]

If the Dive Bar bathroom your at doesn’t smell like sewer.. are you really at a Dive Bar? 🤨

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Twitter needs this.. 😊

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Mel Blanc, King of the Scream

[Hector Franco @Hecyeah]

@AndyRichter Wherever this is hung.. I imagine the gravy is gelatinous and terrible tasting 😝

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Meet Bayley, the real life version of Snoopy.. 😊

🎥 IG: bayley.sheepadoodle https://t.co/Z70Q4FAjaB

[Hector Franco @Hecyeah]

@BrianStack153 @YouTube Where in the studio do you go to watch an amazing performance like this, or do you have to stay backstage?

[Brian Stack @BrianStack153]

Radiohead, “Fake Plastic Trees”, live on “Late Night with Conan O'Brien” in ‘95. #FlashbackFriday https://t.co/5qo9Ehcl8z via @YouTube

[Hector Franco @Hecyeah]

@NikkiNevarez 💯

[Hector Franco @Hecyeah]

I just listened to a radio commercial and realized that you cannot say Knott’s Season Pass without saying Nazi

[Dustin Ybarra @Dustin_Ybarra]

I wish it was a Mexican spy balloon so when we shot it candy fell out

[Hector Franco @Hecyeah]

Why do Mexican ATMs distribute $500 peso notes when NONE of Mexico has change for it? 😒

[Hector Franco @Hecyeah]

What country do I have to go to for a vacation from Bad Bunny 🎶 😒 🌍

[Radiohead Club @RadioheadClub]

Me listening to @radiohead on shuffle

[Hector Franco @Hecyeah]

@rickygervais Super Bowl Halftime Ricky? 🤔