Halden Knudson 📈

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[Halden Knudson 📈 @HedlanK]

wikis are typically written by People Who Don't Get the Joke

[Ben Sadfleck @BenSadfleck]

I think the funniest thing about the Backrooms wiki is the misconception of ''Almond water'' .

The first iterations mentioned puddles and rooms having an ''Almond-like'' smell, implying the presence of cyanide, making the environment already more hostile.

Over time people took it way too literal and believed it was actual water made out of almonds. Now you can find said water on every floor on vending machines, acting pretty much like a healing potion.

[Halden Knudson 📈 @HedlanK]

the modern right is captained by closeted gay theatre kids who desperately want to believe their mediocre academic performance was caused by that bitch teacher who hated them for being so much smarter than her

[Halden Knudson 📈 @HedlanK]

I'm aware that most art in any medium is utterly unnoteworthy, but the absolute plague of comic strips with nothing to say on Reddit completely ruins the experience of that app for me

[Halden Knudson 📈 @HedlanK]

Matt's message to conservatives: pay no attention to the Nazis behind the curtain

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The Right doesn't stick together. That's our biggest problem by far. Conservatives are quick to denounce each other, jump on dogpiles, disavow, attack their allies. I said a few weeks ago that we all need to band together in the wake of Charlie's death and the answer I got back from a lot of people on the Right was, basically, no. Well okay then, guys. We'll just lose instead. The Left will keep up the united front and defend their guys no matter what while we keep throwing each other to the wolves at every opportunity. Great plan.

[Halden Knudson 📈 @HedlanK]

@BriannaWu By which metric AOC is one of "primary people" responsible for the rise in antisemitism?

[Halden Knudson 📈 @HedlanK]

No, the housing crisis is not caused by random bullshit filtered through your political ideology, it's random bullshit filtered through MY political ideology

[Halden Knudson 📈 @HedlanK]

It's hilarious to me that both communists and Nazis use "reddit" as an insult

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

He’s actually just the dumbest redditor

[Halden Knudson 📈 @HedlanK]

His "industry" is being a content creator funded by the Kremlin

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

@brad_polumbo You dont know shit about what these policies did to my industry and culture

[Halden Knudson 📈 @HedlanK]

@KnowingBetterYT I believe the landowners wanted to be annexed to the USA possibly to avoid paying tariffs in the American market, but probably also because the US govt would weaken the monarchy and give them more power.

[Halden Knudson 📈 @HedlanK]

@KnowingBetterYT I understand that it was mostly precipitated by a land reorganization initiative that put much of the land into the hands of foreign businessmen. Eventually, the business interests forced the monarchs to accept a constitution that limited their power.

[Halden Knudson 📈 @HedlanK]

This is quite literally why they support Trump.

[Halden Knudson 📈 @HedlanK]

@nikicaga Bob Gibbs

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

I was told not to tweet this until the houses adjourned for fear of jinxing it, but the Minnesota legislature just completed what is probably the most productive session anywhere in the country since probably the New Deal. Sweeping bills and reforms across every area of life.

[Halden Knudson 📈 @HedlanK]

@Noahpinion Literally nothing, because they measure success relative to their friends, relatives, and coworkers

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

Just Stop Oil opposes nuclear power.

They are not serious about stopping climate change.

[Wade 'n Tarnation 🤠🚂 @watn_tarnation]

I am hearing that on his deathbed Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi's received the light of Mormonism and unhesitatingly recited the 13 articles of Faith. Even now he looks down on Salt Lake City from the gardens of Elohim. Truly there is no god but God, and Joseph is his prophet!

[Halden Knudson 📈 @HedlanK]

@SwannMarcus89 More rational than English orthography certainly. Decision making is grammatically a compound whether you include a space in the middle or not

[Halden Knudson 📈 @HedlanK]

@KnowingBetterYT Any thoughts on why Neoslavery performed so well relative to your other videos, for example Indian Removal?

[Halden Knudson 📈 @HedlanK]

@LoGravityTweets Sorry, I only know shallow facts from 15 minute youtube videos