Tango Crater

Hopeless Pragmatic

[Tango Crater @HefeTHole]

@jrborman13 Tight game, Wolves pull away in the final minutes. Final Nuggets position is futile, but they make a bucket. 10 secs left, bring it up court, wing pass to Big Ru, uncontested 3pt shot, cuz, you know, Big Ru. Buckets. Hated by Denver forever. Satisfaction.
#fuckyourunwrittenrules

[Tango Crater @HefeTHole]

@RepPeteStauber Fuck you Pete. May every mosquito in MN find it's way to you.

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

•The U.S. Senate may hold a floor vote TODAY which would overturn a 20-year moratorium on sulfide-ore copper mining on 225,000 acres of Superior National Forest land in the watershed of the Boundary Waters Canoe Area (BWCA) Wilderness in northern Minnesota. The Boundary Waters is the most visited Wilderness in the United States. 

🛶 Enjoying the Minnesotan/Canadian wilderness by canoe or other lesser watercraft is one of our nations greatest available pastimes, and one I have personally enjoyed my entire life. We must protect these public lands from the rapacious capitalists threatening to turn them into a poisoned wasteland.

•This vote in Congress would open the door to copper mining at the headwaters of this entire ecosystem. This kind of mining produces toxic pollution, including acid runoff and heavy metals, that can contaminate nearby waters.

•The Boundary Waters supports a major outdoor economy that sustains thousands of jobs and generates over a billion dollars a year - built on clean water and intact public lands. But this vote would clear the way for toxic mining that puts all of that at risk. It would also set a dangerous precedent, making it easier to roll back protections for public lands across the country, including wilderness areas, national monuments, and national parks. 

•This is a defining moment. If you care about clean water, public lands, and protecting places we can’t replace, now is the time to speak up.
•Protect the Boundary Waters, and vote NO on House Joint Resolution 140. Let’s save this treasured place for all of us—forever. https://t.co/JhNAR6Za2O

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked.

I should have been meaner to you and done it more often.

Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

things you can burn to reduce stress:

- marijuana
- pedophiles
- sage
- racists
- lavender
- patriarchy
- rosemary
- capitalism

[Punkrock History @PunkRockStory]

Nazi punks fuck off

International Day for the Elimination of Racial Discrimination, March 21, 2026

Fight racism, fascism and anti-Semitism every day, always, without compromise

#fucknazis #fightracism #nazipunksfuckoff #deadkennedys #punkrockhistory

[Tango Crater @HefeTHole]

#eattherich

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat while others starved, scientists would study it to understand what the fuck was wrong with it. Scientists would then watch as all the other monkeys took turns beating that one monkey to death with sticks.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

"In my life, I have watched John Kennedy talk on television about missiles in Cuba. I saw Lyndon Johnson look Richard Russell squarely in the eye and and say, "And we shall overcome." I saw Richard Nixon resign and Gerald Ford tell the Congress that our long national nightmare was over. I saw Jimmy Carter talk about malaise and Ronald Reagan talk about a shining city on a hill. I saw George H.W. Bush deliver the eulogy for the Soviet bloc, and Bill Clinton comfort the survivors of Timothy McVeigh's madness in Oklahoma City. I saw George W. Bush struggle to make sense of it all on September 11, 2001, and I saw Barack Obama sing 'Amazing Grace' in the wounded sanctuary of Mother Emanuel Church in Charleston, South Carolina.
"These were the presidents of my lifetime. These were not perfect men. They were not perfect presidents, god knows. Not one of them was that. But they approached the job, and they took to the podium, with all the gravitas they could muster as appropriate to the job. They tried, at least, to reach for something in the presidency that was beyond their grasp as ordinary human beings. They were not all ennobled by the attempt, but they tried nonetheless.
"And comes now this hopeless, vicious buffoon, and the audience of equally hopeless and vicious buffoons who laughed and cheered when he made sport of a woman whose lasting memory of the trauma she suffered is the laughter of the perpetrators. Now he comes, a man swathed in scandal, with no interest beyond what he can put in his pocket and what he can put over on a universe of suckers, and he does something like this while occupying an office that we gave him, and while endowed with a public trust that he dishonors every day he wakes up in the White House.
"The scion of a multigenerational criminal enterprise, the parameters of which we are only now beginning to comprehend. A vessel for all the worst elements of the American condition. And a cheap, soulless bully besides. We never have had such a cheap counterfeit of a president* as currently occupies the office. We never have had a president* so completely deserving of scorn and yet so small in the office that it almost seems a waste of time and energy to summon up the requisite contempt.
"Watch how a republic dies in the empty eyes of an empty man who feels nothing but his own imaginary greatness, and who cannot find in himself the decency simply to shut up even when it is in his best interest to do so. Presidents don't have to be heroes to be good presidents. They just have to realize that their humanity is our common humanity, and that their political commonwealth is our political commonwealth, too.
Watch him behind the seal of the President of the United States. Isn't he a funny man? Isn't what happened to that lady hilarious? Watch the assembled morons cheer. This is the only story now."
- Charles Pierce

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Everybody who got pardoned for Jan 6th should be shipped straight to Tehran

[Tango Crater @HefeTHole]

@VikingNation28 Frame that shit!

[R.A. the Rugged Man @RAtheRuggedMan]

King Slug of @atmosphere talking to the people in his hometown Minneapolis ✊❤️

[Tango Crater @HefeTHole]

See you in Seattle!

[R.A. the Rugged Man @RAtheRuggedMan]

St. Louis tonight at @ThePageantSTL

13 shows left @atmosphere @SageFrancis @UltraMan7000 @MrDibbs @DJLALAofficial

[Tango Crater @HefeTHole]

@RAtheRuggedMan Fucking pumped to see the show in Seattle on the 17th. Flying down from AK to catch it

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Solidarity with every single person participating in today’s general strike against ICE’s terror campaign.

You’re changing the world ✊🏽❤️

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

It'd be a dang shame if #WhoKilledAlex started trending today

[François Chollet @fchollet]

Believe or not, the international gold standard for investigating potentially unlawful deaths where state involvement is suspected is called the "Minnesota Protocol".

It's named like because it was developed by the Minnesota Lawyers International Human Rights Committee, in a very different and more human time (the 1990s).

The protocol is built on the principle that the right to life is meaningless if there is no requirement for the state to investigate when that life is taken. It ensures that when someone is killed by police, military, or in state custody, there is a clear, objective path to uncovering the truth and holding the perpetrators accountable. It's basically a handbook for when and how to conduct such investigations.

For an investigation to be credible, the protocol mandates four key pillars: it must be independent (no "police investigating themselves"), prompt (starting before evidence is lost), effective (a genuine search for the truth, not just going through the motions), and transparent (keeping the victim’s family and the public informed).

Technically, the protocol is a comprehensive manual for forensics and law. It contains detailed guidelines on crime scene management, digital evidence collection, and forensic autopsies, such as tracking bullet trajectories to prove if a victim was shot while surrendering. It even includes specialized procedures for protecting witnesses from state retaliation.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Much love to Alex Pretti and Renee Good—but remember—ICE has killed 9 people in 2026. You know the names of the 2 white people they've killed.

ICE has also killed a Black man named Keith Porter, a Cambodian named Parady La, and five Latinos named Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos.

ICE is on pace to kill more than 100 people this year. Abolish ICE. Impeach Noem. Prosecute those who committed these crimes.