Michael Heiman

he/him. LA native. Works with kids and performs comedy. Nerdy, liberal, and unapologetic about both. @superlegitpod. Eyes up guardian. #HereToPlay

[Michael Heiman @Heimanator]

I hate it. I hate Charlotte winning. Pretty good Rumble match, but a lot of missed opportunities. Loved seeing so many NXT women in it. #RoyalRumble

[Michael Heiman @Heimanator]

YEEEEEES!!!! Alexa Bliss is back!!! #RoyalRumble

[Michael Heiman @Heimanator]

The Brutalist is a 3:34 long movie with an intermission. It should win best picture on that alone.

[Michael Heiman @Heimanator]

Not that it was ever in question, but HBK still got it.

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Guys, it’s day 1 of 4 years. Don’t react to every little…wait, was that a Nazi salute?

[Michael Heiman @Heimanator]

Just performed live on stage for the first time since October 2023 and it feels fucking good.

[Michael Heiman @Heimanator]

Got a 4 win fantasy week loading right now, feels good.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

The party that is obsessed with child sex offenders, & is close to a cult that claims child sex offenders run the government, just nominated a guy once investigated for allegedly sex-trafficking a 17 year old girl to be in charge of the country’s legal system.

Beyond parody.

[Michael Heiman @Heimanator]

@BronxBmbrz Saying the Yankees weren’t actually trying to win the World Series isn’t the flex you think it is.

[Michael Heiman @Heimanator]

We are well and truly fucked

[Michael Heiman @Heimanator]

Well that Dodgers World Series championship high was short lived.

[John Mitnick @JohnMitnick]

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A thread addressed to my fellow conservatives who are planning to vote, or considering voting, for Trump. 1/13

[Michael Heiman @Heimanator]

In 2017 I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100 #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/h3fVPOnfgX

[Michael Heiman @Heimanator]

For the first time this season… it’s Kershaw daaayyy!!!!! #Dodgers

[Michael Heiman @Heimanator]

It’s Leo season, which means 40th birthday month is here!

[Michael Heiman @Heimanator]

@PaulTassi We’re so fucked

[Michael Heiman @Heimanator]

It’s Wednesday, you know what that means! Another awesome @aew show with my dude @jp_spence. An all timer great evening. #fabulousforum #aewdynamite #aewrampage #aewwrestling #swerveshouse

[Michael Heiman @Heimanator]

I got to spend my mom’s birthday at opening day of the Renn Faire. I went to many Faires with my mom growing up, also she and my dad worked at the Faire before I was born. It was a beautiful day, and I’m looking forward to getting back to the Faire before the season is over.

[Michael Heiman @Heimanator]

But whatever they offer you, don’t feed the plants. #TotalSolarEclipse

[MLB @MLB]

Dodgers, Kiké Hernández reportedly agree to a deal, per @kikehndez.