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[Dick @wewantdick]

My best friend may actually die lol

[Paper Parrot @paperparrot_]

This is Theo. He's a mighty Rottweiler getting a routine nail trim. Groomer barely clips one nail and he unleashes the most soul-shattering howls you've ever heard. "It was one nail! I barely touched it!" she laughs. Oscar-worthy drama.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: The legendary Marshawn Lynch stars in a new promo for HBO's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.

Lynch perfectly fits into the Game of Thrones universe.

😭😭😭

[Brian Atlas @BrianAtlas]

Why do so many women crave to be victims? They’ll even go so far as to lie and fabricate victimhood. The fact she was definitely staring at nothing pretending someone was looking at her is so embarrassing. Imagine accidentally staring at some 5/10.

[Johnny @j00ny369T]

Mistakes were made.

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

Shane Gillis and Miles Teller could be MLB umpires if acting doesn’t work out

[Mrgunsngear @Mrgunsngear]

Criminals attempt to steal an air compressor from a job site and get incoming fire from improvised blunt instruments and a nail gun 🔫

Intersecting fields of nail gun fire eventually overwhelm the criminals and they flee empty handed 👊🏽

Fun fact: almost all nail guns can be converted to fire either 22LR or 22 caliber pellets with nail gun blanks.

Defend your generators accordingly...

#CityLife #crime #SelfDefense #nailgun #construction #generator #FAFO #education #lessons

[MC Rosie🦀 @MC_Rosie4]

The sequel to niggas in Paris finally dropped

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THERE'S QB'S WHO ARE DOGS... THEN THERE IS JAY CUTLER

Cutler was never afraid to put his body on the line. A true football guy

🔥🔥

[Synth Potato🥔 @SynthPotato]

Battlefield 6 is now openly dissing COD 😭

Battlefield 6’s live action trailer starts with a celebrity cast mocking Call of Duty’s celeb skins and then blows them all up to give way to realistic soldiers.

Absolute cinema right here.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Taylor Swift going down the aisle at her wedding

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Barbarian (2022) is one of the best and most fun horror films in recent years, blending scares with clever twists that keep you hooked.
https://t.co/zt0DpxCnF2

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

How rude

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Father who jumped into the ocean to save his daughter on a Disney cruise ship vindicated, did not prop his daughter on the railing like online Disney conspiracy theorists claimed.

The Disney cult owes this man an apology.

According to a new report, the mother witnessed the incident and alerted the husband.

The girl had climbed up on the railing by herself and fallen through a porthole into the ocean, according to the Broward Sheriff’s Office.

Police say that after the man was notified by his wife, he immediately jumped off Deck 4, about 20 feet above the water, and swam to his daughter.

He then held her as he treaded water for about 20 minutes until rescue boats arrived.

The new report comes as Disney fans said the man should not be commended for his actions, falsely claiming he put his daughter on the ledge himself.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Imagine showing this to someone 300 years ago, they’d burn you at the stake ☠️