Kyle Heimburger

[dania baig @daniamyte]

spirit first class lets you take turns flying the plane

[Illinois High School Association #IHSA @IHSA_IL]

🏈🏆 Wheaton North wins the @IHSAState Championship in Class 7⃣A!!!

🐮 Championship smiles brought to you by Undeniably Dairy and @MidwestDairy 🥛

[NMU Football @NMU_Football]

“The old man is tired”

@cheimburger9 got his work in with the mic on this week⤵️

#NMUWildcats | #ShareNMU

[Kyle Heimburger @HeimburgerKyle]

forget the “is water wet” debate. is hair hairy?

[Kyle Heimburger @HeimburgerKyle]

are you ever typing and you accidentally hit the number part of your keyboard but your fingers continue typing an$3(-?3$:-17

[Cullen @cheimburger9]

@HeimburgerKyle “this update sucks, they took away the ‘select speed’ button”

[Kyle Heimburger @HeimburgerKyle]

it’s great that i can speed up lecture videos but when we’re in person again i’m definitely gonna be looking for the 1.5x button

[Kyle Heimburger @HeimburgerKyle]

@PMgeezer @Tony__Heller @moecaldercrease @CryoLife2032 @JoeBiden are things that are usually directly related but have become markedly inverse in the last 40 years, with SI levels decreasing but temps increasing. Begs the question... what accounts for these differences? All info from https://t.co/F8ofush2yw (2)

[Kyle Heimburger @HeimburgerKyle]

@PMgeezer @Tony__Heller @moecaldercrease @CryoLife2032 @JoeBiden Climate is cyclical, true. However, the current warming period is occurring ~10 times faster than the average warming period. Atmospheric CO2 is at about 415 parts per million, hasn’t risen above 300 in the past 800,000 years. Average surface temp and solar irradiance (1)...

[Kyle Heimburger @HeimburgerKyle]

@FallsOfTheRiver @prepasha @realDonaldTrump it’s january 7th 2021 in Sweden (where i think she is tweeting from). many parts of the world notate it as day/month/year instead of month/day/year

[Kyle Heimburger @HeimburgerKyle]

why do people

[Kyle Heimburger @HeimburgerKyle]

i’ve seen some of you take shot after shot, sipping straight from the bottle w no chaser or anything... but the moment anyone mentions black coffee? lol no that’s too much 😖😣

[Kyle Heimburger @HeimburgerKyle]

@daniamyte i know WE have been... but other people have started talking about other, less important things

[Kyle Heimburger @HeimburgerKyle]

so are we just going to stop talking about how phineas’s dad is CLEARLY dr. doofenshmirtz?

[Kyle Heimburger @HeimburgerKyle]

day 4 of quarantine: deep cleaned my room, killed the ender dragon on hardcore, mastered the beef wellington, got tenth prestige on every cod, learned to play freebird backwards and lefty, ran a marathon, solved the theory of everything, all today

[Kyle Heimburger @HeimburgerKyle]

to anyone that has ever watched me eat: i’m sorry

[Kyle Heimburger @HeimburgerKyle]

the best song of the 2010s is fireflies by owl city. yes i know it came out in 09

[Kyle Heimburger @HeimburgerKyle]

@AnnashayT annashay... whenever i see your tweets i like them... but not this one :(

[Kyle Heimburger @HeimburgerKyle]

santa IS real