THE WORLD CUP IS HERE!
I ranked all 48 teams in the field based on analytics, managers, squad quality, and vibes. Included players to watch for every team, futures bets I’ve made, and more for @ringer
9,000 words in all of its glory
https://t.co/C2BMIaNzyv
Landon Donovan being paid millions for sage insights like "it's bad South Africa allowed an early goal" and "they should try to avoid losing by 3-5 goals"
anyway, if you'd like to read something different today, we did FOIA a bunch of halftime show contracts, in case you wanted to know what it'll cost to book the world champion of Simon Sez for your next party/basketball game
https://t.co/KUSjpTjY2u
Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴
We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.
Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.