@onwingsofdexth And give another loser power in her company? Hell no.
All assistants and secretaries are good for is modeling the perverse dress codes Luna pushes on them.
@UnovanAngel Wake the goth up equally as dressed as her and those grunts will be told to hike to the Area Zero and not to stop till they get there.
Then they can split the rest of the bottles in peace~
@INEPT_HOENN Flattery will get you nowhere.
…that’s not true. The goths pretty easy, enough flirting will get sloppy cheap sex in the bathroom with Luna at the least.
@UnovanAngel ⠀
If she happens to come back from set to two grunts guarding her trailer door, she’ll know who’s inside taking a nap.
Hopefully she’ll forgive the goth for raiding her liquor cabinet and passing out naked in her bed…
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@NiteMaresSoul ⠀
. . . yeah. When has team rocket ever had to deal with an accidental explosion while working with powerful pokemon.
She can’t think of a single time that’s happened…
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@INEPT_HOENN The reaction surprised Luna enough to make her eyebrows twitch, chuckling to herself as she lifts a leg to press the treads of her boot directly against her face
Sparking her lighter to ignite a cigarette, taking a puff while grinding her heel against her chin
“Go on… mutt.”