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[xPetu @xPetu]

> be me
> be 16
> play league of legends every day after school
> hardstuck low master
> shen gets reworked
> try him out
> win every game
> roleswap from jungle to top lane to play shen
> reach challenger instantly
> friends say it doesnt count because EUNE
> transfer to EUW
> hardstuck low master again
> go to military
> play on laptop during weekends
> reach challenger on EUW
> friends say it doesnt count because my shen is freelo toplaner
> try to hit rank 1
> fail and give up
> go to university to study mathematics
> take a course on optimization
> code an algorithm to find the best shen build based on damage calculations
> complexity is O(n!)
> realize this problem is difficult
> take all optimization courses uni has to offer
> study machine learning
> study deep learning
> meet a Vayne main whos doing a phd in robotics
> watch him demo his custom algorithm that plays League
> team up to solve the build optimization problem
> spend a year trying different ideas
> finally get a good idea
> write masters thesis on league of legends build optimization
> realize we need more data to get better results
> you need a consumer application to get more data from Riot
> try to build an app
> realize neither of us can code websites
> find an Olaf main who rebuilt opgg for himself just for fun
> add him to the team
> build working app
> get more data from Riot
> realize shen jungle is viable with the right build
> roleswap back to jungle after 10 years of top lane
> spam shen jungle with optimized build
> make youtube video on it
> shen becomes the highest win rate jungler
> mfw

[Spooky ElmilloR 🎃 @Elmiillor]

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[antolin pulido @antolinpulido1]

francisco de borja cobo SASER

[follanalgas @follanalgasreal]

*en el podscat ese*

willyrex: y bueno que opinan de lo de kaney west?

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[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

why is this so dramatic 😭

[as'lahn ⋆˚✿˖°݁ ᛪ༙ 𓍯𓂃 @kaw0ruwu]

uma experiencia abrir o tidner e a primeira coisa q aparece é o singed

[fuzzy @fuzzylada]

CUIDADO🚨⚠️ El calendario de ibai llanos tiene somniferos

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Rinse and repeat

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El Balón de Oro tienen que ganarlo uno de estos dos tíos, otra cosa sería inaceptable!!

Don 🇪🇦 Rodrigo Hernández el mejor mediocentro del mundo.

Don 🇪🇦 Dani Carvajal el mejor lateral del mundo.

[Heise @Heise201]

@itsamm19

[Heise @Heise201]

SI IBAI ME PIDE QUE COMA MIERDA LA COMO SOY EL FAN N1 DE KOI PARA MI KOI SEVILLA ES EL MESIAS NO
COMO JESUCRISTO, SI NO ME ESCONDO MAS , SALUDOS DESDE BOGOTA

[Heise @Heise201]

Vaya pelao me han hecho hermano

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@itsamm19 🐏

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@Shuryo_32 @coyuya_

[Heise @Heise201]

@Shuryo_32 Y la niña China de montar?

[XOKAS @elxokas]

Today a feminist asked me how i view lesbian relationship..
Apparently 'in HD' wasn't the right answer.