Lauren Heitzman

Professor Shred: a traveling dirt pirate and wandering mass of organized nucleotides on a bicycle. IXS•SPANK•FOX•MOJOWHEELS•SWEETLINES•NUUN•HONEYSTINGER•GO PRO

[Lauren Heitzman @HeitzmanLd]

🎉😍Finished the build just time for ladies night! Thanks for the help and rad shop space… https://t.co/huVi0VL2XC

[Lauren Heitzman @HeitzmanLd]

🚨#stolenbike alert: just seen in the #portland #sellwood / #moreland area headed south on Milwaukie Ave brand new complete #santacruz #bronson #mtb #mountainbike grayish teal color orange fork.
Older, white male, late 40s /50s, grey and black raincoat, jeans. With rotweiler

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“Oh no, brakeless!?! How do you stahhhhhhppp????”
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#allnatural #grassfed #organic… https://t.co/a64JoVN6oS

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Took advantage of a sunny day to fly my bike. Thanks for the pic katbro_75… https://t.co/1H0DcEkODp

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Had a blast ripping the muck with katbro_75 this morning! Some how we found the energy to also… https://t.co/lTRB5Czc7Y

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In 2018 I’m going to keep more snacks in the car. #NewYearsResolution #2018

[Lauren Heitzman @HeitzmanLd]

Two people in front of you screaming at each other from their separate cars? Honk until they can’t possibly hear their own arguments anymore! 🙄🙄🙄
#traffic #roadrage #stopitmomanddad #letitgo

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Flying the trail rig a little bit today😍 I love catching air in the woods with friends! Thanks… https://t.co/B9OVxNnRjN

[Lauren Heitzman @HeitzmanLd]

Taking a Bar end to the stomach hurts like hell.

[Lauren Heitzman @HeitzmanLd]

Learning tailwhips! Ultimate progression session with the homies #whipitwednesday #ride #BMX #bikes

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Here’s that other thing I’ve been working on, but now on the #bigbike 😎 and again huge thanks to the camera extraordinaire @megocine
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#barspin #barspins #bikes #mtb #ride #shred #havefun #pnw #seattle #dirt #dirtjumper

[Lauren Heitzman @HeitzmanLd]

#manualmonday playing with the foot drag manuals🤘🏼😛 thanks for the 🎥 @megocine
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#mtb #manual #bike #bikelife #ride #shred #balance #pnw #seattle #dirt #dirtjump #nssoda #staytrue

[Lauren Heitzman @HeitzmanLd]

Some days are for melting into the blankets.
#puglife #pug #comfy #lucythepug #dog @ Portland,… https://t.co/RTPkpm8z1M

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When you get rowdy because are mathing way too hard...
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#college #student #radical #rad #math… https://t.co/GvRqz2a5m4

[Lauren Heitzman @HeitzmanLd]

Being a 12 year old trapped in a 30 year old body, trying to do math meant for a 17 year old is tourture. #fml #old #student #sadurday =☹️#canijustridebikesnow ????

[Lauren Heitzman @HeitzmanLd]

Boing! 🐇⬆️⬆️⬆️
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#bunnies #hops #bunnyhop #bmx #bmxgirl #pdxbmx #pdx #pnw #ride #bikes… https://t.co/7W1T41tBRA

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#ICYMI ladies night was 💥💥💥 at @lumberyardmtb The whole crew decided to give #bmx a try and got… https://t.co/Bc93Yy3rRo

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Landed in Dallas... Portland you’re next!
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#goinghome #pdx #portland #texas #airplane… https://t.co/2yHG9S6sST

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When your #Uber driver has actual urinal cakes shoved in the air vents🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢😭 #barf #wtf #whytho

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Stoked to get to see these! Louis Armstrong and Dizzy Gillespie’s trumpets!! This museum is a… https://t.co/8Uv7BtRDWQ