Helen Maschmeyer

Virgo 📸 IG: helbirdmia

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

trying to fall asleep without tiktok

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Hear me out, ny resolutions are a myth.

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I can not live like this and I have to go outside today 😢

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I need someone to explain how my uber rn can smell like microwave popcorn but also like how

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This sunrise…

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Rewatching @broadcity brb

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The merch lady trying to explain to me what ikea is last night. I get it now.

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@if_u_see_KAY_T Loves it girl! I live in Miami now or else I would have been there 😭

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Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries. #MeanGirlsDay

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The consistent honking while the brickell ave bridge is up is hysterical. Like bruv there’s no where to go.

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@seajayayy I’ve never related to something more

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I’m already going to bed with this wake up nightmare. Oof

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There is nothing more uncomfortable asking the Uber driver “how’s your night going?” …. Dead silence like he didn’t hear me. This will be a fun ride.

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@_claudier I got you girl https://t.co/Q72iLWIWO0

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I will NEVER skip video footage of @keinemusik dropping “Move” on social ever.

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The way I’m zoned into this ping pong match rn on the Olympics is completely unhinged but I can’t stop watching lol

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For real though @FlavorFlav + USA water polo im innit

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Legit I think about surviving water polo and there’s just no way. Mad respect though

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Anyone watching the opening ceremony like where are all these boats going to dock afterwards?

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I’m trying to finish my dads Bombay gin martini straight up with 3 blue cheese olives. Can someone send help? lol I can’t do it 🤣