Helena

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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.

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I love my dreadlocks <3

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"We've Got To Break Up" song http://t.co/qFLvbTLi

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No face? lol http://t.co/kVaLAfAm

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Singing to a song you don't really know...but that 15 second part you do know is coming, and you're gonna kill that shit!

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RT @ComedyPosts I’m home alone. Time to start my concert.

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What if i just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in my mouth.

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na na na na na na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na na na na na na...

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During school: What day is its?" "Friday, November 7th, 2012 11:40 am."During summer: "What day is it?" "Probably June"

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Normal person flirting: Hey sexy ;) Me flirting: If you were a potato.....you'd be a good potato.

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"(...) Pick a nice day, it suggests, and try it."

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"There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."(D. Adams)

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I love the feeling of clean dreadlocks <3

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"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." (C. Freud)

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RT @ImRe4l: Ten trapný moment, když vám řeknou, že bez vás nemůžou žit a po rozchodu z nějakyho důvodu nezemřou.

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This Halloween was tragic, btw. The party was fine, but the rest... I wish I could b in USA on that day. Hope the next year it will b better

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It's kinda creepy when u r searching keys in your bag and u find a snake. Maybe it's already time 2 empty my bag after a Halloween party.

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RT @ovanis: Máte na stole hodně CV, které máte projít a vybrat kandidáta? Půlku CV vyhoďte. Přece nechcete lidi, co nemají v životě štěstí.

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Oh no, seriously?