helen neff ＊

[helen neff ＊ @Helenann101]

you: weird flex but okay
me, an intellectual:

[SMii7Y @SMii7Y]

preposterous boast, but alas

[helen neff ＊ @Helenann101]

nick really made me log into this godforsaken app/site to reply to a tarkov post for him......

[helen neff ＊ @Helenann101]

@nikgeneburn "no" - my boyfriend

[helen neff ＊ @Helenann101]

the girl next to us on the vip lawn section gave me a fruit strip because she felt bad for me because of how awful looking my walking taco was 😂😭❤️

[Lauren Davies @Lauren_Davies25]

I love Sad Summer Fest. The amount of serotonin I get while watching fellow emos get excited over the music from our childhood. And everyone is so nice. We’re all trauma bonded

[helen neff ＊ @Helenann101]

@rageundersilk @LuxieGames there’s also a subreddit for old recipes! literally https://t.co/0lCABbO0RU could maybe try posting it in there or even scrolling through to find some similar looking ones to figure out for sure what language it is?

[helen neff ＊ @Helenann101]

AND THEN the girl on the phone (who was super nice btw) literally had to ask someone to make sure I could sign up for paperless billing without being enrolled in auto pay??????? she went “i’m 60% sure you have to sign up for auto pay in order to go paperless, but let me ask”

[helen neff ＊ @Helenann101]

absolutely insane that in order to sign up for paperless billing and get my statements emailed to me (and to no longer get charged a $2.50 printed statement fee) i had to call the customer service number for my internet provider and they had to do it for me… like ???

[helen neff ＊ @Helenann101]

like i’ve just been eating $2.50 every month for them to mail me a statement this whole time because i could never find the paperless button, and thought i was just dumb cause i couldn’t find that setting 🫠

[helen neff ＊ @Helenann101]

true love is nick allowing me to give him a dry manicure because I just bought a new expensive e-file and wanted to play with it some more but had already done my own nails 🥺❤️❤️😭❤️❤️

[helen neff ＊ @Helenann101]

i love getting the email from the post office with the scan of what’s coming in the mail today and then watching the mailman walk right past my house on the ring camera 🫠

[LuxieGames @LuxieGames]

THIS YEAR FOR BLACK FRIDAY MY BULLSHIT WILL CONTINUE TO BE FULL PRICE!! WHAT A DEAL!!

[helen neff ＊ @Helenann101]

@lauren_schotten such a sweet tweet and then you just had to throw that end line in 😂😂😂😂😂

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

INSTANT CLASSIC: @taylorswift13's #1989TaylorsVersion is our deepest look yet into the record that made everyone a Swiftie.

Read the Rolling Stone review: https://t.co/CUNlijlURw

[helen neff ＊ @Helenann101]

welcome to new york 💙

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Surprise!! 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is on its way to you 🔜! The 1989 album changed my life in countless ways, and it fills me with such excitement to announce that my version of it will be out October 27th. To be perfectly honest, this is my most FAVORITE re-record I’ve ever done because the 5 From The Vault tracks are so insane. I can’t believe they were ever left behind. But not for long! Pre order 1989 (Taylor’s Version) at https://t.co/12bONe9FJA 🩵😎🩵

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[helen neff ＊ @Helenann101]

@darbydanielle3 saw this tiktok the other day that really sums it up pretty well https://t.co/1P5dLwtVlU

[helen neff ＊ @Helenann101]

pretty sure someone DDOS’d rite aids servers or something cause how can an entire company’s mainframe go down like this for this long🥴

[helen neff ＊ @Helenann101]

@lauren_schotten i feel like we didn’t realize how fucking good it was cause it didn’t sound like the rest of the album but that’s because she literally made it sound like a john mayer song ☠️☠️☠️

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)
Please.
Folks, seriously.
PLEASE.
Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

[LuxieGames @LuxieGames]

You asked and we answered!! The first day of Truckathon is now an edited YouTube video! Come get ur RAW MILK!

https://t.co/BNCIOFTxhD