Helena Thomas

IP Specialist | Voiceover | Singer | Ukulele noodler | Knitter | Dog botherer

[Helena Thomas @HelenaThomas]

@dakegra @StockportNoir Good to see you!

[Helena Thomas @HelenaThomas]

@dakegra @StockportNoir See you there! (Still haven’t read all the books I bought last year. Will that stop me buying more? Haha, no!)

[German Embassy London @GermanEmbassy]

For over 50 years, the British comedy sketch 'Dinner for One' has been an integral part of New Year's Eve in Germany.

The sketch (that is largely unknown in the UK) remains so popular that it will be shown at least twenty times on TV in the run-up to midnight on NYE.

[Helena Thomas @HelenaThomas]

Whoever removed the box of free tennis balls for dogs at the Bottoms Lane gate to the Meadows in Chester, you are a MISERABLE THIEF OF JOY.

[Helena Thomas @HelenaThomas]

@KirstieMAllsopp But you’ve not debated - just retweeted an insulting comment, which you clearly agree with. So you’ve lost the goodwill of this person, at least. Enjoy the rest of your day.

[Helena Thomas @HelenaThomas]

@KirstieMAllsopp Absolutely, of course you can. But you’ve probably lost a few fans as a result.

[Helena Thomas @HelenaThomas]

@Wozzo22 What difference does that make? It’s a cruel comment that’s been further amplified.

[Helena Thomas @HelenaThomas]

@Jowelch14 I started Puppet Show last night - so good!

[Helena Thomas @HelenaThomas]

Had such a gorgeous day at @StockportNoir today, and very happy with my haul from @SerenityRomiley. Fabulous to hear from so many great authors - really inspired to get reading now! #StockportNoir

[Helena Thomas @HelenaThomas]

@dakegra @StockportNoir Just be warned - this mad lady will stalk you down in the break!

[Helena Thomas @HelenaThomas]

Can’t do anything other than be a cool kid in the back row! #stockportnoir

[Helena Thomas @HelenaThomas]

@StockportNoir Super excited!

[Helena Thomas @HelenaThomas]

@Seven7Kevin @PaysanChester @Go_CheshireWest There’s a ludicrously placed one in Handbridge warning about the road closed half a mile away which completely blocks the view of oncoming traffic. Slow handclap.

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

You haven't seen complexity in art until you've seen this 600-year-old painting.

It's so detailed that modern medicine has been able to diagnose this man's exact type of blindness.

And that's where things get mind-bendingly strange — this whole thing is an illusion... 🧵

[Helena Thomas @HelenaThomas]

@PeterBleksley @TiffanyAndCo Agree. The one time I went I was completely ignored; really unimpressed and have never been back.

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@AbakhanFabrics Please take cash in your shops! You were unable to take card payments in Chester this afternoon so I had to abandon cut fabric and bias binding, and had enough cash to pay for it all! What a waste.

[Helena Thomas @HelenaThomas]

@dakegra After mumble-mumble years!

[Helena Thomas @HelenaThomas]

@dakegra @StockportNoir @laurenbeukes @davidbishop @JoCallaghanKat @NatalieC_Author @MWCravenUK @mariwriter @Anna_Mazz @SaimaMir @CWimpeney @JamieLeeNardone @simonschusterUK @HarperNorthUK @orionbooks @panmacmillan @northodoxpress @LittleBrownUK @PointBlankCrime Thanks for retweeting this, Dave - nice and local, and ticket booked!

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@Paulinafrica @alexgibneyfilm A VPN will see you right!